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Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 10

Don't tell lies to save your skin!!!

by june_scarlet
JCW: The Beginning

Yep. Just a normal day for the JCW.

by chasing_stars44
Anniversary - Part 12

The Darkest Faerie 2

by caylista
A Meewoo Party - Part 2

Told ya.

Idea by kadfisch

by evilone712_27

NeoPaper: Customizeable Salad

Hey, they worked hard on that!

by mbredboy31
A Puppyblew's Adventure

A story of a puppyblew and his treasure.

by sophieauditore
The Ever Stocked General Store...

Breaks are for the weak.

by alloways
Don't Call Me A Nimmo...

What if I turn into a frog?

by tee_twi918
I Guess You Are Mine...

I raised you right

by alexandria_nicole
Good Luck Charm

It's all relative.

by globetrekker
Baby Blues

Hush...

by placebo_533
Room with a View

No complaints about THIS view...

Also by tkprtyrhd

by msjanny

Normal is Boring

We go fishing!

by alexatina
Royal Pain

It's a snowball. Do not question it.

by winner19955
Real Life Avatars: Evil Fuzzle

It IS kind of silly when you really think about it...

by bearwife
That's What (Snow)Buddies Are For!

With winter season just around the corner, a cold is not an rare occurrence! The first of many on these two snowbunnies.

by kittiekatstory
Eclectic Antics: the Gift Thief, Part II

Our heroes run into some minor mishaps...

by amarettoball
Out of Line

Few can say they use their Petpet to comb their hair.

by narutoluvr935
Expect the Unexpected Wig Thief

You so can't pull that off.

by yuskieandurameshie
All a Meowclops Wants

Everyone just wants to fit in.

Also by resict

by ilovejonulrich

 
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"The Pirate King Files - Virtupets on Lockdown" by ezel68
Agents Uchiha Zwiro and Mimi Kattel of the Neopia Central Defenders Unit had been sent to the Virtupets Space Station by their superior. According to the mission briefing, the Virtupets Defenders Unit required assistance on one of its missions. The Pirate Xweetok and pink Aisha were wearing regulation Defenders spacesuits in silver and white, with two stars on the chests showing their status as Rank II Defenders. The two were waiting on the hangar for the Virtupets Defenders to arrive. "You must be the Neopia Central agents," called out a voice from near their spacecraft. Turning, Uchiha saw two Neopets approaching him. The Neopets, a white Lenny and a grey Wocky, were wearing grey and red spacesuits with the insignia of the Virtupets Defenders Unit on the chest. The three stars on the Lenny's chest signified him as a Commander. "Uchiha Zwiro," Uchiha said, shaking the Lenny's gloved hand. "Commander Peter Lake," replied the Lenny. "Mimi Kattel, sir," Mimi said, shaking Commander Lake's hand as well. "Agent Greta Moore," introduced the Wocky, shaking the Xweetok and Aisha's hands. Once the greetings were over, Commander Lake produced a Virtupets tablet from his utility belt. Once he turned it on, a text document appeared on the screen.




Other Stories


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The Thief
They say it only happens once every eighty years. The Prism. The sky is so much larger, so much more vast, than I can even comprehend. It glows in hues of purple and pink, silver and navy; it's like tender veins, reflections in the ocean, or millions of lost stars waiting to die. I’ve sat in this exact spot every night for weeks, doing just what I’m doing now, but never before has it been like this.

by the_pie_love

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Hidden in the Faerie Caverns
"Do I have to? Do I really have to?" I asked my owner. Sophie gave me a firm look and nodded. "It's not scary, don't worry. You only have to take 3 turns and you'll be there. If you can find your way in the caverns, then you will be awarded with a prize. Just picture it, Laffy_Taffy! You can get beautiful glowing wings! Or a faerie caverns stamp! Just imagine the possibilities!"

by xxcandystylexx

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A Guild — A Place You Can Call Home
There has always been one feature I have found to be the most enjoyable experience. That experience would be the guilds of Neopia. Guilds enable this freedom to create an environment we are in control of. As long as rules of TNT are not broken the ideas and possibilities of guilds are endless. Let us find that guild, that unique one that you belong in — A comfy little corner in Neopia that we call home.

by jiaoemy

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The Top 5 Best Desert Foods
The Lost Desert's cuisine provides a welcome change from the usual winter foods.

by emilyralphy

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The Bag: Part One
Every window of every shop sparkles with red and green lights, candy canes and artificial snow. There's a Christmas tree in the doorway of every business building I pass, and even big box stores are hung with lights; large inflatable holiday characters on the roofs of many of them, waving at shoppers in the month of Celebrating wind, sending them subliminal messages to come in and buy.

by dewdropzz

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Duplicity: Part Two
The throwing knife scraped Lisha’s dress. She’d barely moved out of the way in time. Without a second thought, Lisha gripped her wand of ultranova and swung it in the direction of her assailant, sending a powerful pulse through the air. The purple Nimmo was pushed from the bushes into the wall.

by likelife96



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