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Headlines "Neobumps" by sparkleeze "…I'm not kidding, it's ALIVE!!! It's... it's.....," Lizzy the Aisha was interrupted.
"... a vacuum cleaner." her older sister named Sparkle, popped her head out of the hallway, into the room. "Oh no! It's going to eat us!" the older Aisha sarcastically said.
"Ugh, get out of my room, this is for friends only!"
"Ok, ok, you can explain the rest of your STORY to your friend."
"WHAT!! I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! I..."
"Look I don't care if you think this vacuum cleaner is alive, I promise you mom is not going to get rid of it." the Aisha walked out of the room.
"Ok, so where did it begin?" Zarc, the Acara questioned.
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Friday: An Incomplete Petpet With his bickering petpet in tow, The Neo-citizen quickened his pace as he strode passed the Secret Laboratory to access the Petpet Laboratory. The narrow, almost claustrophobic hallway that led to the Petpet Laboratory was always dimly lit, with tangles of wires poking from the ceiling. He was a Neo-citizen on a mission...
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Chance Encounter The week before sign-ups of the Altador Cup, my little sister started bugging me once again. She wanted to go to Altador during the cup to meet the players. She really wanted to talk to everyone that she could. That included her favorite, Tandrak Shaye. I heard that name enough to remember it.
by minaturepincher |
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Meepit Juice Break: The Zen Experience You may think it’s crazy to feed 3,500 Meepits for an avatar, and it absolutely is, but it’s a doable endeavor. If you hate playing Meepit Juice Break as much as I do but still want to add that avatar to your collection, then prepare for zen mode and take these tips with you.
by sasaki_kyomi |
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Seven Dastardly Scrolls There are some scrolls though, seven that I’m going to talk about today, that actually have some negative affects on your pet. I have listed them in order of least dastardly to most, starting with…
by xiaolin10413 |
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The Sorceress and the Prisoner: Part Six The first wave of battle ended with tears and shame. The overall winners of the battle were the Darigan Citadel troops, and how they rejoiced. There was going to be another one, another battle, they could all feel it. No one had truly won yet, but it was clear who had the upper hand at the moment. Meridell had to think fast before their country was taken away from them.
by dudeiloled |
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Mother's Balloon: Part Ten The blue Yurble turned with a jerk, catching the brown Kougra red-handed. "Paws off!" she barked, snatching the tube out of his hand. "Look what you've done now. I barely had enough as it was!" "Nonsense, you've got plenty there." He shook the yellow tube upside-down, and shrugged his shoulders when he felt nothing inside. "Listen Midge, I'm worried about Reyela tonight." he said, announcing the purpose of his interruption.
by dewdropzz |
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