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10 Most Delicious Jellies

What I think are the ten most delicious jellies out there—or, what my Neopets tell me are, anyway.

by vadercat1997
Kiko Lake Activities

It's Kiko Day! Any Kiko fanatic worth his salt will be visiting the idyllic lake today. But what is there to do?

by kadface
The 5 Most Annoying Background Game Characters

The following are in my opinion probably the top five most annoying Background Characters in any Neopian game I could think of, and indeed I don't play any of these certain games anymore because of them (well, except one, but we'll get to that).

by mr_holithon
The Top 10 Space Faerie Approved Foods

If you want to live like a hero, you have to eat like a hero! This is how you do it.

by kali00
Putting the Band Back Together

Your Neopets don't know how to play? No problem! Neopia's bookstores carry guides on how to perform most every kind of music imaginable.

by peirigill
Choosing Your Perfect Neopet

It has come to my knowledge that a lot of owners choose their Neopets solely based on the way they look, without taking into account if their personalities are compatible.

by kissy_08
Questioning the Crumpetmonger

She was a very hard Meerca to get a hold of, between the scone making and pie baking but when she heard about...

by impellent
Why Are Kadoaties So Picky?

The age old question "why are Kadoaties so picky?" is answered here!

by kat900
 
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Bucklan sighed loudly as she looked at the ingredients that her fridge contained, which was absolutely none. It was apparent that someone had gone for a midnight snack last night, which had quickly turned into a midnight feast rather than just a small snack. She shook her head and closed up the refrigerator, wondering...




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LawyerBot Gets Sentimental
If you haven't been made fully and un-questioningly aware by now, I'm LawyerBot. You can find me around Neopia on any given day, protecting well-meaning citizens from, well, themselves.

by jocelyn_joy

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Cheat! - The Game of Moral Bankruptcy
I couldn't quite tell you how I found myself in the alleyways of Neopia Central that disastrous eve.

by valdeceit

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That Summer: Part Two
"Let's play water basketball!" Bliss said, motioning to the miniature hoops on each side of the pool. "We can't," Roxxi said. "There's five of us..."

by star_artist_girl

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Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Five
With a grunt the giant Turtum woke from his sleep and stared blearily at them.

"What is going on?" he mumbled, lifting his massive head.

by rachelindea


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Onigiri
Go on, you know you want to.

by minerva198

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Darigan Yooyu Blues
Can we get on with the game now?!

by yinna65



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