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Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9 |
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Silly Paws!
by pirate_ahoy
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The utmost basic of pirate apparel is the red headband. Most people can pull this off, and it's probably the most cost effective. But if you're aiming high, then you want a hat. And if you're aiming higher, you want a BIG, noticeable hat.
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