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Fel and the Omelette Adventure

It was a cold and terrible day in Tyrannia, which was strange, I thought. Usually Tyrannia is all sunny and happy...

by scathachs
Embracing Change (Nervously)

Elevenna had never seen so many neopets in one place.

by mintacia
The Plushie

The first moments of a plushie's life are a scattered, confused thing --- or at least this particular plushie's memories are.

by quantumphysicist
Miscalculations

There were two things that Nibs Alabaster never left his neohome without: a working retractable pen, and a small notepad that he kept in his jacket's pocket.

by psychedelicreature
Cooking Lessons for Neopets

Upon entering the room, I was confronted by a scene of such devastation that I decided, there and then, that my Grundo would never again be allowed to cook.

by absdafabs
Pretence

For as long as she could remember, every shirt to grace her back had been handed down to her...

by ladylifeless
The First Day of a Veteran Newbie

"Once again, welcome and please feel free to create your FIRST Neopet!" a yellow Kacheek announced as I looked around at the 'newbies'. I was different, though...

by nahaki
 
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Power-up Paradigms



There's no shortage of theatrics down on the field, and most of the movie-magic quality of the game owes itself to four little badges that do some very big things. Players and spectators alike know them as the power-ups, and these randomly-appearing boons can turn any game upside down in a matter of seconds. Their...



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An Interview With Keetra Deile
Ever since the first modern Altador Cup eight years ago, Keetra Deile, the captain of Team Virtupets, has dazzled yooyuball enthusiasts all over Neopia with her tenaciousness and style, both on and off the pitch...

by bluegold1026

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Neopia's Best Summer Destinations
Not to discourage my fellow Neopians from having a good summer, I have compiled another list...

by darkobsession

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The Unexpected NC Mall Journey: Part One
Maggie slowly opened her eyes, just as the sun began shining through her window and lighting up her room. It was a beautiful morning! At least, it should have been.

by navygreengolf

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Caught Between Kingdoms: Part Seven
Setarian spun away at the last second and held the sword as he normally would have: "Too high." With all the force he could muster, the former Darigan swatted away Jeran's sword.

by parody_ham

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Moltaran Meltdown
Why does Moltara never win the Altador Cup? They just can't take the heat.

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by l_like_animals


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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!
It's time for the Altador Cup!

by trivialarzt



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