Short Stories

	Reasons Why "There's nothing to be worried about," he answered easily. "It's just a little thunderstorm." by aragornrocks500
	Four And A Half Kougras: Sugar And Spice Is Not So Nice A very small chocolate Kougra was perched on their front doorstep, and, to Tygura's annoyance, was dripping chocolate syrup on the morning's neomail. by _forest_sol_
	The Cost of Freedom We are in the Deserted Fairground. Rowan and I. by werelupe25
	King Paz Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it? by emrozi
	The Plan I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake. by sharon_soong32
	Years Ago She didn't deserve it. Any of it. by karen_mckenzie
	Best Friends "I am a Light Faerie, I am one with the stars, the light, the warmth of this world." by pandora
	Looney Lockewood The mad old Buzz was glowering down at the pair of them, his jaw just inches from Shailayna's nose... by ihailin

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A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...

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The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed!
Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM?

by i_heart_foxes

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Money Tree: Snipe Those Items
The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots.

by ohheyreplay

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Three
Neopia Central had changed a lot – and far too quickly for Johnny Twobit.

by herdygerdy

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The Game of Master Hog: Part Ten
Jess stood and watched from the wharf, half-hoping one ship would suddenly unfurl the blackened sails of the infamous Revenge and put an end to her search...

by d_morton

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Vague Questions
I think this has happened to all of us sometime.

by psychicstarstorm

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Karl & Hensoy in a Dilemma
(in which Karl & Hensoy finally try Neohomes 2.0)

Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail

by stillhensoy

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