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Issue: 359 | 12th day of Gathering, Y10

Comics

	The Lost Island Hunters - Part IX Thief mirgles rescued the boys... Also by cevierakasky by dra_jl
	UA: The Quest, Part 5 Queen Fyora, please tell us! Art by invalid_character by water_park1993
	Scalawag Seekers! Have you found anything? Idea by littlebitva by jellybeanott
	The Wheel of Knowledge Issue Serious. I paid 500 NP for that??! by grexis
	The Hopes and Dreams of ShopKeeper #1587 ^_^ by lucky_oreo_13
	Strangers In the magical world of Neoquest... by ssjelitegirl
	The Wonders of Customisation! One way to use a Gobbler Mask... by neofeather
	The Times of Naktarr Bottled Faeries aren't helpless... shifty eyes by blubell86
	Warped! 4 Stupid and greedy, what a lovely combination! by naekiri
	Super Attack Pineapple Fruit kebab! Idea by earls by moomy_x
	Fish Bones Being Grey can be so dull... by demonic_pulse
	NQII: The Mysteries (or not) I was wondering what those mini circuitboards in NQII's Meridell do. by gabeedragon
	Xweetok Tales~! Makes you wonder what's in your orange juice... by elf_princess43
	Yellow Belly There's a reason it's against the rules... by deorse
	Random in Neopia Be careful what you say... by ladydragon1703
	Is it a Coincidence? Why the Down for Maintenance Pteri is undefeatable!! :o by evaniab
	Color Issues I found you! by pdonkeh
	I Like Usuls Usuls are shaped funny. by janebellefontaine
	Alter Ego Before you ask... by queen_starshine
	Why Jelly Pets Shouldn't Hug Petpets Sheesh. by 122122185
	Omelette Time! Yay omelette! Also by geestelijk by gaby_marques
	Talk About Random "Where Is Zappz? Part 2" Things are going to get SPOOKY for Buizel... by buizelmaniac
	Favourites It's true, I swear! by unmerited
	Diah's Army: Mallow Our beloved Sloth's Army is not going to build up by itself! by raven_kingdom2
	Simple Colours He thought he would blend in flawlessly... by mythical_book
	JubJub Stories: Oh No! Strenghted just realizes he is missing something important! by levy0_o
	Cookie Grabbers No one shall get the cookies... by acara476
	The Class of '08 Part Nineteen How will she react? by _dead_meat_x_
	Always Errors Hmm. by autumn_belll
	Hide and Seek Do you want to play? by emaciate
	Sanity Matters Uh... I'm sure that'll come out with some shampoo. :D;;; by acantho
	Game Glitches Florg goes on a diet. o_0 by misfit_vampire
	<3 Ketchup :: Contagious Wow... what a neophobe... by dustbunny586
	Neopia's Nuisances When Snorkles fly! by toffee_pup
	Neopian Tragedies; III Cake? No, thank you. by fjant
	The Peophin Adventures - Something Has Happened! ep2 Thankfully he misses! by picha_girl
	Click Here A fine example of sibling rivalry. by me_like_juice
	Just silly Discover what really happened to the Altador Prize shop! Art by kukyomisimi by arctic_dragon085
	Mashed Potatoes What a punchline! by third_potato
	Who Said I Was Sweet? Ahh... home sweet home. by icesmith
	Gypsies Invade the Land of Pacman Oh noes, Mystery Island, the gypsies are everywhere! by pacmanite

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"Thicker" by micrody
Next to the bowl sat a small paper card, folded in half with the words, "Homemade hard candy. Five for 5NP," written across it in elegant handwriting. But as Edax had realized far too many times that day, he had no Neopoints, and his mother had said he wasn't allowed anything to eat until dinner. But he wanted one now. He had to have one now. He couldn't wait—if he waited, they could all be sold and he would never, ever get to taste one...

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The Draikess and The Red Coat
A smirk rested on her lips, and her right hand cradled a scimitar. "Do you suppose it is magic enough to save you from the bounty on your head?"

by tashni

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Apoc vs. the Soup Kitchen
"Min! Min! I've got another plan for world domination!" cried Apoc.

by mystery_island111223

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The Neoboards: How to Steer Clear of the Drama
The most appropriate- and difficult- thing to do in these kinds of situations is simply to be polite.

by the_past___

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A Closer Look at the Kadoatery
They don't have to wail so loudly, really. It's not as if they're not taken good care of.

by yoyote

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Green Beginnings: Part Three
Jhudora smiled. What a pretty name. Maybe I can become friends with her.

by deathxwisher

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A Tale of Two Faeries: Part Four
Illusen pointed her perfectly manicured painted green fingernail at Fin. "So, do you want me to read that letter to you or not?"

by kacheekgirl444

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