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Issue: 245 | 23rd day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	The Gallion Ranch - spinoff Once again, a comic defies the laws of physics. Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Or Something Like It: Snowy's Surprise You're doing such a good job lately. by kittie_orion
	The Trouble with Being an Electric Kougra Pesky varmints. by rosie
	A Day Like This Get me a supernova! by platinum247
	Kauvara's Magic Shop Brewing on an empty stomach... by xlaq
	Third Degree Chaos - Neopian Kites You have to work with what you've got. by neodandelion
	The Pixels Are Escaping! All the pixels from the world of NeoQuest are escaping! by zimpy222
	Normal? - Petpet Appreciation Day Beware the meepits.... by katcrzy559
	It Figures Look at what I got at the store today! by _saiyan_girl
	Reality Chex Dr_Sloth is very sad. by thessprincess
	Why Are Draiks so Rare? MINE! by dark_exodia88
	Must Find MEep COokies! After seeing this, you'll wonder why anyone would fear a meepit. by 0riginal_sin
	Neo-realistic New flavour? Think twice... by luvblack4ever
	Mindless Jabber I wouldn't want to eat that... by chakathemoogle
	MiaFaery He just looks so alone... by kinohi
	~Bird Watching~ One quiet day... Also by squeeker_21 by pixiepuff
	Kawaii - The Altador Cup Well, now that you put it that way... by crow213
	Random Stuff Six of them swimming around, around! by p0king
	Only in Neopia... Only in Neopia could an avatar drive "normal" people to madness... by aokajin
	ConFUNded - In School II So that does count? by vhgvoov
	Through the Symol Hole BELLYFLOP! by mistress_syn
	Qnde & Szoo: Useful Tusks Anyway, who said that tusks are useless? by shubi5
	Spooky We're back! by ghostkomorichu
	Something Has Happened You hear the cackling of a MAD PIRATE CAPTAIN. Art by nut862 by tdyans
	It's a Meepit's Life Ever wondered what your average Meepit gets up to when they're not plotting to take over Neopia?! Find out here!! by nintylizard2
	Shumtin CrAzY - Looky! Looky here! by foreveryou3008
	Till the Cows Come Home "It seems you have developed a case of Adamishungryitis." by c0ff3e_5
	Unhinged Gone to a better place... by sharkies
	Ai Yi Aisha Electromagnetics? by yami13331
	Laboratory Blues Even scientists get hungry. by elpheba
	Zest! Because hot soup makes EVERYTHING better! by mns10
	The Locker Room Not exactly Kiko Lake's proudest moment... by keng200
	Crunchy in Milk With varying success rates... by koji_phoenix
	Two Heads Are Better Than One Sharing a stomach isn't very convenient. by dragon_nut64
	Totally Random But True Facts Meepits, the silent killers. by kazue
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore. Taja asks the big questions. Written by anjie by chivo
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 13 by the_darkjedi

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Exiting the Citadel

Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...

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Friendship
The faerie queen Fyora had asked her to perform in the faerie festival as a juggler. Of fire. But it wasn't just any juggling trick; she would juggle a hundred balls of fire at once...

by krishpine

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A Dicey Situation
"Nah, let'er stay, Grimmy! Arrr, but I love a loser!" cackled the grizzled, one-eyed Eyrie seated on her left...

by perseph4981

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Victory: An Interview with an Altador Cup Champion
Well, hello, I'm Dawnira, your interviewer. Right now I've scheduled an interview with one of the legendary Cup Champs, Jared Slightfoot! Oh, there he is!

by el_phantasma_norak53

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Rink Runner: Skating to Perfection
The rules are quite simple. All you have to do is grab the musical notes. You grab the musical notes by jumping into them. Avoid the sharp notes. These look like tic-tac-toe boards, if you ask me.

by misterp55555

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My Vacation: Part Three
The moment I had unpacked my plushies, Jeanie dragged me out the door to meet some natives that kept speaking gibberish. "We're here to play Tyranu Evavu," Jeanie announced...

by jeanaet

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Seven
Humming happily, Mareian headed across the castle to the hospital entrance. She always enjoyed talking to the people in the hospital...

by nimras23

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