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Short Stories
   | Fel and the Omelette AdventureIt was a cold and terrible day in Tyrannia, which was strange, I thought. Usually Tyrannia is all sunny and happy...
  by scathachs |    | Embracing Change (Nervously)Elevenna had never seen so many neopets in one place. 
  by mintacia |    | The PlushieThe first moments of a plushie's life are a scattered, confused thing --- or at least this particular plushie's memories are. 
  by quantumphysicist |    | MiscalculationsThere were two things that Nibs Alabaster never left his neohome without: a working retractable pen, and a small notepad that he kept in his jacket's pocket.
  by psychedelicreature |    | Cooking Lessons for NeopetsUpon entering the room, I was confronted by a scene of such devastation that I decided, there and then, that my Grundo would never again be allowed to cook.
  by absdafabs |    | PretenceFor as long as she could remember, every shirt to grace her back had been handed down to her...
  by ladylifeless |    | The First Day of a Veteran Newbie"Once again, welcome and please feel free to create your FIRST Neopet!" a yellow Kacheek announced as I looked around at the 'newbies'. I was different, though...
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Headlines "Pretence" by ladylifeless For as long as she could remember, every shirt to grace her back had been handed down to her. Her too-thin limbs barely clung onto the clothes that were stained in a way that could not be simply scrubbed away. The acrid smell that clung to them...
 
 
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