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Issue: 362 | 3rd day of Collecting, Y10

Comics

	The One Thing She'll Never Have... The only downside of being a Draik... by lucky_oreo_13
	Bad Day I am having the worst day today. by emaciate
	Life is a Playground - Grey! Raining again?! by larenchan
	Saccharine BASED ON A TRUE STORY. by cardinalmoon
	Raisins, Anyone? Poor little grape... by michelle186464
	The Hero Society - #4 ...In which we divert from the plot. Gee, that was quick. by bearcatt
	Chaos If something doesn't work out, try something new. Story by tirilia by lap_ghost
	Out of Time Issue #1 Neohome Cons by me_the_i
	Avatar Obsessed Usul #2 He's at it again! by nickahwhatt
	Cobalt The owner doesn't always know best... by twilight_wind_
	Pure Random It could at least give me a dubloon or something... by pink_mystic_elf
	Summer Shaves What a late time for shaves... by tasmanian97_5
	Graveyard Blues Rest in peace. by foolish_san
	Semi Demi Silly Yay for Weewoos! by sockychippycrowlet
	Some Facts About Draiks... Draiks are some of the cleanest Neopets. by achdut
	Freak-out - Goodnight! Do you have any idea what time it is? by ichigostars
	Neopian Dunce Er, what happened? by pdonkeh
	Beak Feather comic Illusen's Quests are fun. :D by moose_man190
	The Reality of a Swimming Pool on the Roof Maybe not the best idea.... by legogirl3531
	Just so Cute! You're so cute! No no no, YOU'RE cute! No way, it is you who is cute! by yampuff
	Just Crazy Orange Lutaris??? C'mon, TNT. by empoleon07
	Talk About Random "Where Is Zappz? Part 5" There you are... by buizelmaniac
	Raining... Cookies? No cookies were harmed in the making of this comic. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	The Facts of Life Contrary to popular belief... by thespian
	Crazy Kindred: Snowager You really have to wonder how the Snowager does it. by ren172
	The Evalution of Insanity The downside to pets having emotions... by the_foster_home235
	Iorek and Paws take Neopia- Issue 1: That Bites That bites. by lily_flower10
	I like Meepit . Love. by anyuska
	A Random Doodle Maybe he really has lost his touch. by kera_the_dragon_tame
	Speck the Speckled It's been ages since I last saw you! by cheetah_kougra
	Playing with SuAP Much more fun than playing catch. by kalvaja
	Keyquest - I Must Win! Draw your own conclusions. by greenladysoap
	Snowed In We're MOVING?!? by thejteam
	Undead Days The secret reason zombies lose games is they love the booby prizes! by _undead_whisper_
	Adopt-A-Newbie 1 Cookies... by kmj218
	Apple Dumplings: In Too Deep DUN DUN DUN. by doopingla
	Daily Phase Love, Mom by lupe_crazy42
	Neomoments: Haiku About a Shoyru. by kochao21
	Poor Thing... Be nice to Hissis. by sue_sa
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XXIV My dearest and most forgiving family... by khestrel
	Life of Kai #1 Deli likes to be helpful... by katopia12

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Eating Dirt

Dirt may be labelled as a gross food, but have you ever tried it? Do you have the right to criticize it if you have not tried it? Is Dirt the ugly-duckling of food everywhere? Will it soon blossom into the most delicious and most happily eaten food all over Neopia? Well, we'll never know unless you give it a try and just eat some Dirt! Now, you may be thinking, "Eat DIRT? Eww! Not me! It's full of germs and gross things like bugs! You'll never catch me eating Dirt!" I cannot tell you how wrong you are!

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Life is a Cliche
Once upon a time, there lived a pink Uni named Priscilla. She was very pretty and she knew it.

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The Snorkle: Neopia's Most Misunderstood Petpet?
There are a number of misconceptions flying around Neopia concerning the Snorkle, all of which are totally false and unfair judgements of these wonderful petpets' character.

by dreamgate

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Key Quest: The Game
There is a brand new game in Neopia where, in addition to neopoints, you can win great prizes like codestones and neggs. All you have to do is collect keys.

by dipper70

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Seashells: Part Six
And yet, despite this awful fate, the neopet quietly sang to herself as she worked, as she always did; the five adventurers did not know it, but that neopet was Samara's mother.

by iamcanadian1428

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Some Kind of Superstar: Part Three
I walk out of the trailer with the script pages in my hand, clutched like a drowning pet would hold a rope, like a kid would hold a candy bar.

by icegirl_sara

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