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Remember Me?: Part One

"Give it up, Shoyru," he growled as he got closer. "You're no match for me, and you know it. What have you got, but a scrawny little sword?"

by 3dcourtney12044
Battle of Imagination: Part One

We just tell each other stories, and the person with the best story, has the best imagination of the group.

by undeadfortune
Give My Regards to the Ixi of Doom: Part One

"Alright, stop! That's plenty, Zarrelian," he snapped, cutting the Ixi off. "I think that I've heard enough to make a fair, ahem, assessment of your... 'abilities'."

by battlesunn
 
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