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Issue: 318 | 16th day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Comics of Wafflecone Spin the Wheel of Embarrassment! by nickulla
	Missing? What will happen "next"... by 220232
	L.aughing A.ll W.hile L.ong I'm Home- um, Chris, what? by reniusa
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild More of me Yey. by wallaroo42
	CDLC - Crazy Deranged Laughs Coop He didn't do it!! by raptorsama
	What You Don't Know TNT Think Tank by sarika_ambrielle
	Still Neo: More Dung Who ever thought that dung was a good item to wear was wrong... by digidigi41
	say... CHEESE!!! Background problems... :P by maryboszy
	Guild of Randomosity - Word Power Maybe you should try reading the dictionary once in a while... by jayandcourtneyk
	NeoQuest InSaNiTy!! GAAH! Also by whiffet by toastjunkie
	Escapade officially hates the lab ray -_- by enravishing
	Neozxc Nonsense Neopets can wear clothes! by neozxc20
	The Unclimbable Ladder With or without a ladder, a brain is always helpful... by books86
	A Comic about Meerca Chase II So THAT'S why he never stops running! by synchroneyez
	Pinc's Petpet Pinc's dream Petpet Also by jellybeanott by monkeybytes
	Innocent?! I think not!! (Framed) Starring: Gus Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Cute and Cuddly? Not Really! Hurray for ice cream. by rose_cel
	Appropriate Jobs Ep#1 There are some jobs your neopet was born to do... That's not to say they're enjoyable. by insignificantone
	Daizy's Dayz #1 Would you like to buy my heart glasses? by horsey_wolfy_love
	Tyrannian Paint Brush I will write a book! by ringb
	Cute and Fuzzy: Accessories Gone Wrong! Dung is now... wearable? by _awsome_pets_
	What Color Am I? Hmmm... by greenladysoap
	Obsessed With Neopets IT WON'T DISAPPEAR!!!!11!!11eleven1! Idea by _chocojustin_ by sweeteepiiiie
	Birds of a Feather The Altador Cup is not as safe as it looks... by neogirl4749
	Neopian Insanity A geek's idea of a comic... by kitsunenustik
	Terror Mountain Is Mother just gone or kidnapped? by paranoidkit
	Beware the Beard Why is the goatee such a bad thing? by xxpink_ego_boxx
	Winter Prank Oooph. by kat_leya
	The Coffee Shop Panic!! by aqua_blue_dragonfly
	Perfect Pumpkin Story by chocolate_shapez by leobug
	Sloth's Revenge Somehow, this always happened. by heaven_666
	Neo-Insanity Boxie fails at the BD. by ezilla
	Peaceful Petition HUNGGRRYYY... by maniacally
	That's Weird... Off to the Neoboards! by __cuti3patooti3__
	Neopups You shouldn't have to say that? by coshi_dragonite

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A Series of Suspicious Events: The Baby Sister Crime
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Finding an Assistant
Humming a cheerful tune, she set off briskly for her own shop, nestled near the entrance of the cavern...

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The Market: In a Nutshell
There are many different intricate things going on at all times within this market. So how does this market start?

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Three Strategies For Saving Your Neopoints
Some people have trouble with saving neopoints, and this article is designed to help you with that.

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Blue's Way: Part Eight
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The Ties That Bind: Part Five
Sam sighed in relief. "Okay... well... I guess if Garret isn't going to get an invitation out of Mel, I'll just have to go to the party anyway..."

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