Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 163,200,182

Issue: 280 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	INSANE NEO #2 OH NO!!! by aishagirl1179
	AsianPotato: The Wrong Grave Oh fish. Also by fuzzy_jubjub_2004 by princton_fan
	For Sale Why don't you love me..?! by sydnerness
	Piratey Adventures Always consult with your pet before making important decisions... by capnpadfoot
	The Townspeople Gilly discovers that the mutant townspeople have a powerful weapon... by pencil_cases
	More Ways to Get Kicked Out of Meridell An alternative if you get banned from the Soup Kitchen... by explorer_253
	Bitten Don't dive too deep into things... by sliferosiru
	A Royal Pain: Battle Ready? Quack? by kittie_orion
	Done Deal! - Pudding! You find a Black Cherry Pudding! Enjoy! by pantheray
	Anthro Antics Drawing Anthro pets can have some strange effects on their owners. by dark_moon_blossom
	Everyday Life Err... Okay, then. o_O by fishweed
	Boochi Attacks! Ha ha, Boochi! by btcomsa12
	Spooky Spooks in Space #1 by ghostkomorichu
	You Have a Bad Day Yes, a very nice day... by siri_magatsu
	Inconceivable! Don't give your Neopets keyrings. Ever. Unless they drive. Or have keys. =0 by hakurui
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VIII Razsile Daezzelle by khestrel
	Wishful Thinking Will you show me how? by sarika_ambrielle
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Erf... by kittylin
	Cheating Old Snargan! That cheating old Skeith is at it again! Also by dutchese159 by edmarblecake
	Mixed Blessings Too bad that's true... by addaman416
	Coltzan: King or Cook? Don't pretend you've never wondered about his culinary abilities... by hairspray_holds
	Off Track: Aisha Ears They're gone! by klipsan
	Results May Vary poke poke POOOKE by return_of_itsy
	Intellectual Twaddle Thanks to alphabetical fate, Zafaras are always last... by katu_fushigi
	Tail Tales It's a nice day for a walk. by pety_pet888
	Being a Battledomer... You must have a... by ooorianeoo
	Pojo's Paintbrush Welcome, sea-life! by pojolocohammerfoot
	The Pink Cloud Jazzmosis... by racoony
	The Healing Springs That's gotta hurt. by super_cute_babe21
	Tarla, the Nightmare: Part Three In the middle of some strange ritual... Also by roanze by kerath
	When Neopia Gives You Lemons The Wain, the Symol, and the hole by skayle
	The Perils of a Pet Rock! #1 Island Something hasn't happened! by cocoa_x_kitty
	Off-Color Don't forget your coat... by xtermination

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"A Plain Muffin" by sunny_forever
What would I become? A sweet, beautiful Valentines Muffin, perhaps? Possibly an intelligent and cunning Brain Tree Muffin? Or maybe even a dazzling Shooting Star Muffin? Surely, I would be turned into something wonderful and amazing. We were carefully extracted from the oven, fresh and steaming and ready to be transformed into something incredible. I watched as...

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A Plain Muffin
There is nothing quite as horrible in all of Neopia as being a Plain Muffin. What's that, you say? There is no such thing as a Plain Muffin? No, no, my friend. I assure you there is. I would know, because I am the only Plain Muffin in existence...

by sunny_forever

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The Effects of Procrastination
Homework. The word echoed loudly and hauntingly throughout Ardana's head constantly. Everywhere she turned it seemed like more work would follow her. And even though she felt the pressure of the enormous volume of work, she still procrastinated, and the pile grew steadily larger...

by puppy200010

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Happy Birthday! What to Do on Your Pet's Special Day
Whether it's their first birthday or their ninth, you should party like it's Year 5 (Retro, baby!)! But that means you only have 364 days to get ready...

by boriman394

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Korbat's Lab: The Basics of the Lab
So, you want that pesky Korbat's Lab avatar for yourself, don't you? But you just can't seem to get it? Well, I'm here to help!

Also by barbara725

by wondersstar99

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Cry of the Angel: Part One
"Come on, May. If you just play with people of your species, you'll never get a va-ri-e-ty of friends," Nicole pleaded...

by st83_star174

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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Five
Revenge's glowing red eyes burned into Darigan's. “You were nothing. A living chalice of misery to be drunk from whenever we pleased. A cheap and tattered plaything. As you will be again..."

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent

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