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	RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce Stress Are we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are. by jennuine_1
	Eat At Grundos Ahhh, Grundos. The most delicious place there is out in space. by btcomsa12
	Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes? We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe? by lolorianqueen
	Brain Busters Maybe it's time you take the road less traveled. You can play games that will give you some shiny Neopoints while you're getting smarter. No kidding! Also by tenthz by sillyliss
	A Window to the Future When we think of the year 20, we find ourselves asking a variety of questions. What will the state of the future be? by grape_luvver
	10 Things Kaodoaties Don't Eat Something that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!) by tkm_lexis
	Kou-Jong Guide The object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties. by iamhyper12345678910
	How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them? by triplechewychocolate
	The Neopian Auction House A great Neopian Auction House Guide for everyone! by _evanescence_94
	Virtupets Space Training for Dummies Want to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here... by profusions
	Rigged? Naw... We've all played Test Your Strength, right? If you haven't, you've either been living under a rock, or... well, you're smart. by militancy
	Bubble, Bubble, Faerie Bubbles! A guide that will get you into the know about Faerie Bubbles! by littlej001

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I, Maura the Island Kacheek, was walking home at 10:00 from a late Battledome fight. My friends Toby and Alexis (a blue Techo and a Christmas Kacheek) were with me. We happily carried a "Beating Punchbag Bob" trophy, which we had earned after many, many, MANY months of training. Anyway, as we turned onto Bracknell Road...

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