Short Stories

	The Pink Pen My pencils and pens were nowhere to be found. I looked around my backpack once more, again finding nothing but paper... by snorklie_snoutis
	Living With Lyke The day in Neopia was bright and the air was fresh. A perfect day for the Lupes to do yard work and that's what they did... by taggerung_num1
	Friendship The faerie queen Fyora had asked her to perform in the faerie festival as a juggler. Of fire. But it wasn't just any juggling trick; she would juggle a hundred balls of fire at once... by krishpine
	The Darkest Faerie's New Job Eventually, I decided I had to step in. "As today is such a nice day, we're all going to do something together. Everyone write down where you want to go, and I'll draw it out of a hat." by bookworm_kate347
	The Source of All Evil "Now, you must wonder to yourselves, fellow citizens of the Haunted Woods. How did these woods become so haunted?" by turquoisephoenix
	Uni Fun? Rebeka Lyn had become obsessed with reading the day she saw the Neopian Book Award. From that day forward I hadn't been able to get Rebeka Lyn out of the house for more than a few minutes... by hitomebore
	Dare of the Mortog If you walk through the majestic Meridell Gardens and follow the winding dirt path until you reach the pond where Pink Lilies grow on the water's edge, you might see a bunch of Mortogs lazing their day away... by einstein20
	Mona-Elisa and the Missing Fuzzie Bear "My fuzzie bear went poof!" the little Kacheek wailed. "I need you to find Mr. Applesauce! Please hurry!" by thorndie
	Adventures in Petpetsitting That's when I had my brilliant idea. "Momma, can't I take care of Viv's petpets?" I asked. "And maybe... Viv would pay me!" by broadwaybaby986
	The Story of the Rocking Chair Every evening, the Xweetok went away, but would always come back the next afternoon. The rocking chair felt its happiest when she came... by ange_lin
	One Stormy Day, Three Sunny Resolutions Soon enough, it was all out war, with Pirate Quiguki leading the Quiguki forces against the evil Dr. Sloth and his Grundo-mutated band of Usuki warriors... by violinoutoftune
	Woes of the Money Tree I moved the branch obstructing my view, and saw the Xweetok jab viciously at the Grundo. One swipe of her paw then swept up the Piece of Wool... by ava_ked
	A Dicey Situation "Nah, let'er stay, Grimmy! Arrr, but I love a loser!" cackled the grizzled, one-eyed Eyrie seated on her left... by perseph4981
	A Reluctant Lesson from the Count "Indeed! There is no Count von Roo! And why? Have you ever seen anyone come out of that building other than the stray Neopian that happens to wander in? NO!" by hilde_incognito

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Exiting the Citadel

Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...

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Interview with a Raving, Screaming Lunatic
Have you ever been to the Altador Colosseum to watch a game of Yooyuball? Or maybe cheer on your favorite team? If so, then you've most likely noticed that insane screaming blue Techo.

by blacebrander

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Gaming vs. Restocking
Yes, there is always the option to be both a Gamer and a Restocker, but both take a lot of dedication; splitting that dedication in half really spreads out the time between your goals and achieving them. It's best to stick with one thing for a while and when you get bored you have something new to move on to.

by hes_my_angel

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Shad and Saura: A Week in Bogshot - Part Four
"Zombie Unis," Shad replied grimly with a nod. "Guess all stories have to start somewhere, aye?"

by ssjelitegirl

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Seven
Humming happily, Mareian headed across the castle to the hospital entrance. She always enjoyed talking to the people in the hospital...

by nimras23

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Qnde & Szoo: Useful Tusks
Anyway, who said that tusks are useless?

by shubi5

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The Pixels Are Escaping!
All the pixels from the world of NeoQuest are escaping!

by zimpy222

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