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Speak Of The (Pant) Devil...
There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...
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Mr. Woogums Things started getting a little wacky around noon, when my owner Alexandra came home from a good three and a half hours of doing what she does best; shopping.
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