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	Karina, the Math Wiz: Part One A little red Mynci squealed with excitement. "I... I... I got a perfect score?" by sweetie_me274
	A Locket: Part One The drawing of the Lost Desert began to glow, although with closed eyes she could not see the orange-yellow sparkles rising from the paper... by yellowsugardog

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Make Good Screenshots

You know those screenies where a 30+ month old account is asking a "newbie" question, and the age and text are outlined in a dumbstruck red? How about the ones where some spammer is claiming to be a celebrity, but they can't even spell "their" name? Have you seen the screenies of overpriced items on the Trading Post that are all too common? Avoid these if you don't want your reader to fall asleep. Certainly, someone who has encountered Neopian screenies for the very first time could well find them amusing, but...

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It's the littlest things that count the most.

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