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Etana the Coward: Part One

Etana laughed dryly. Etana the Coward, so terrified of danger that she'd barely left Brogan's library since the end of the Rebellion. It wasn't a new thought; sometimes she thought she heard pets in the street saying it, too...

by xialavin
The End of the Rainbow: Part One

The young Kougra shook his head, striving to get loose beads of water off. It was hard to think of a glimmer of hope when everything just seemed to be falling apart within him...

by littlej001
Curse of the Werelupe: Part One

"Great," Jenn exclaimed. "Now I only have to wait for your brothers to wake up so I can give you your present." She seemed to be bubbling with excitement...

by rachelindea
 
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Tournament Troubles



To the displeasure of everyone involved—players and fans alike—the opening match on Tuesday, the fifth of Relaxing, was delayed due to a missing slip of paperwork issued by the Petpet Protection League (PPL) that the Altador Cup Committee (ACC) had to sign to show that all Yooyus participating...



Other Stories


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How Sisters Are Made
The backfield is exactly what is sounds like, a field at the very back of our property. It is just as sand-filled and eerie as the rest of the land...

by retreat_at_random

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The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of the Bungee Jumping Blumaroo
"Face it, no one's excited about seeing the exact same thing time and time again..."

by tambourine_chimp

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Interview with a Meepit
Its blank stare makes even Dr. Frank Sloth shiver... its pink complexion makes the Pant Devil curl up under the covers and cower in terror...

Also by raizindaroof

by crazy_monkey_luver_3


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The Key to the Cup: An Interview with the Yooyus
I know some yooyus who spent their whole lives preparing for last year's tournament and then retired right after it... but most of us want another shot at the glory of playing in the finals.

by zanybrainyno1

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Contemporary Insanity
Caffeine - The reason the announcers are speaking, and not in a coma.

by boohbah098

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The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber
Some people should never go into the advertising business.

by beachnut14



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