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"The Un-Valentines Day Ball" by maddie_bangz
”And… perfect!” Mezmerella stepped back to admire her handiwork. All of her Un-Valentines Plushies were now perfectly arranged on her shelf. All of their sad, grey faces frowned at her as she made sure each one was exactly in line with the rest. She absentmindedly tapped her finger against the one empty spot on the shelf. “Well… almost perfect.” She grumbled. She’d had a hard time finding the final plushie to complete her collection, the Un-Valentines Cybunny Plushie. She’d left a neat and tidy little spot on her shelf for the plushie, ready for when she was finally able to get her hands on one. She obsessively wiped and dusted this shelf every day, keeping her precious plushies in pristine condition. She loved these plushies because they looked just like her, a soft shade of grey. Mezmerella was contemplating another trip to the Plushie Palace when suddenly, CRASH! Something solid soared through her open window and landed with a plop on the floor. She jumped back in surprise and nearly fled the room in fear, but stopped as her eyes landed on the object. It was a present. Specifically, a grey present tied with a...




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