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	NeoPaper: Repeat Cycle Hooray! My vocal chords are saved! by mbredboy31
	Eclectic Antics: Lever of Doom Avatar collectors are not mad. Okay, maybe a little. Also by parody_ham by amarettoball
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	Apple Chia Oh no.... Also by icygal2310 by chiefgrumpy
	The Power of the Lips Uh, everyone could use some? by royal_real
	Random Oddness Doesn't matter if they're slightly used, right? by mistyqee
	The Source of All Things Wonderful Ever wonder where all the Thyoras Tears came from? Also by steve_km by toffeedatepudding
	Faeries and Their Quests What do they do with all these items? by brenda_bbm
	Neggsweeper - A Game That Sweeps You Away! Just my luck. Also by Breezah_baby by mustikeuh121
	Why Kadoaties Don't Make Good Supporters That's not really the noise we were looking for Also by azusa_k by brooklyn3223
	I'll Throw a Party If This Works Also by balynx by bittersweet52
	Squid Slippers: HP Hassles Talk about playing favourites... by cosmicfire918
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	The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 3 Wait, what? Why are we here? by tigerkitten41

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A Day at the Usul Appreciation Club

TERROR MOUNTAIN, LIVE - Kuszemi: Greetings, fair stranger from yon! Welcome to the weekly Usul Appreciation Club, which is convened every Thursday. We don’t usually have guests here, but we are actively seeking sponsors for the Yoo-Sul Championship which we are hoping to attend this year, so here you are. Between you and me, I’m hoping to get some of those people at the Obelisk over to our side, I hear they have some good players. Anyway. There’s a plate of scones there on the table and I have a kettle of tea on the hob, so please feel free to help yourself. Brains Mortigan: (around a mouthful of what looks suspiciously like a Brains Muffin) Yoo, get on wi’ it, yer wastin’ brainlight. Garin: (snickers a bit) Yeah, and what’s with the fancy archaic speech?.

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Unwelcome
“Hey, where’s Flo?” I asked, suddenly realizing that the halloween Cybunny was nowhere to be seen. “Flo? Oh. She’s just out running some, uh, errands,” my owner said carefully. I narrowed my eyes suspiciously. I wondered if she knew that she was as terrible at lying as I was at making questioning faces that looked threatening.

by butterfly7672

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Inevitable Delusions
Two Darigan youth sat across each other around a round table, burying their noses in a fan of cards, hardening their expressions until became like stone. Around them gathered four other Darigan knights who had already folded their hands, and now, they silently hedged their bets as to who would win this round.

by likelife96

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Does Neopets Stay With You Throughout The Day?
Inspired by my elation, I wondered if other players were affected by Neopets as much as I am. Does a cool accomplishment, like a trophy or avatar, have you floating on cloud nine for weeks? Does a new Neofriend have you taking time out of real life to spend time chatting with her every afternoon?

by indulgences

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A Guide to Feed Florg
Are you on the lookout for a shiny new trophy to add to your growing collection? Are you looking for a fancy fantastic avatar to show off on the boards? I've got a wonderful suggestion for a game that will earn both for you.

by kelly_d60

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Ten
I dived to the left as Evrilin sliced his cutlass through the air. So fast, the engraved symbols on the blade were just one big blur. His laughter was muffled by the crackling fire ripping through the cardboard boxes and setting the wooden pillars ablaze.

by ummagine3284

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Eye of the Crokabek: Part Four
“So... what's happened to Cog?” he asked.

Stella gave him a weary look. “It's a long story,” she told him, “and... I haven't been sleeping well lately. Mind if I make a cup of Borovan first?”

by reiqua

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