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	Trouble in Paradise: Fan Mail It's funny because it's true. by chasing_stars44
	Scream & Shout He's only manupulative when his favorite foods are on the line. Also by tizzlestix by msjanny
	Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space. by amarettoball
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 5 Yeah, he actually has a Doctorate in Chemistry. Not that he uses it. by june_scarlet
	Kiss The Mortog So not worth it. Also by stephsie by tarake_7_7_7
	The Fastest Way To The 'Kadoatery - Mew!' Avatar Another 3 Kads Fed! by mustikeuh121
	Oopsy Daisy Watch where you pick! by kouger233
	Anniversary - Part 7 Literally ten, chronologically twenty-eight, looks more like seventeen. by caylista
	Unconverted Disadvantages That is SO embarassing Also by: mauvus by roxanna203
	Grooming Woes Grooming isn't easy. by cherokee165
	Strange Brew After the fall of Faerieland, Xandra's back at it again! Story by ryac by cletta
	My New Morphing Potion Or is it ...? by navalgazer
	The Not So Scary Cybunny What in Neopia?! by liezelotte8
	Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations That's better. by cosmicfire918
	The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 3 How?! by iciclefaerie05
	Results May Vary: Giant Squid Physics? HA! What are those? by return_of_itsy
	Ewww Garlic Eugh, that's not fair. by trilce
	Sweet Pea A vanity story by junkgirl
	The Truth About Mutants Well, that was not as planned. by goldensif
	Got Your Nose! Hey! blonde_and_lovin_it2 by meowbey
	Mistaken Intentions I gotta hurry! Idea by: coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

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"Pocket Change" by airickuh
Thanks for coming in to discuss this," Grimilix said to his employees, Castrix and Novix. "No problem, boss," Castrix replied. "You're in charge, after all." "That's true. Well, the Space Station management has given us a job, and I think you two would be well-equipped to handle it... and since you're the only pair of workers not busy this week, that works out nicely." Novix said, "Well, let's hear it." "They want to put a lever into the wall of the Supply Deck." "Okay..." Castrix was silent for a moment. "A lever for what?" "Well, it's a weird request. They say they want a mechanical hand to come out when someone pulls the lever, and take Neopoints from the person who pulled it." "Uh... what?" "Yeah, like I said, it's weird. A way to make some money, I guess... Though it seems more like something Dr. Sloth would do. Oh well, we just do what we're told, right?" "Right. Well, we'll find the supplies and get to work." "All right. Thanks, you two," Grimilix dismissed. Castrix and Novix made their way down to the Supply Deck, where they could find... supplies. (Funny how that works.)

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The Auction
Serena the Shoyru nervously clutched her bag. It contained exactly 12,000 Neopoints—her entire summer savings. It was the last day of vacation and she had come to the Auction House with her best friend, Callie, in hopes of buying something new and exciting. But the sun was sinking lower in the sky, the crowds around the Auction House were starting to thin out, and Serena had not spent any of her Neopoints yet.

by sacados

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The Once-Forgotten Shore
Loud enough for the whole crew to hear, he announced, "Prepare to land on that shore." Tornin the navigator looked down at his map, then back up to the shore. Back down to the map, then back up to the shore. He decided he wasn't mistaken. "Captain, I think it would be very unwise to land here."

by book_moon

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Top Ten Places Punchbag Sid Could Be Hiding
We haven't seen Punchbag Sid enter the Battledome since Y14. Meanwhile, his brother Bob happily shows up to work every day. Where in Neopia could Sid have been hiding for so long? Here are the 10 most likely places Sid has been.

Also by l_like_animals.

by fooshfuush

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Educational Games on Neopets
After doing some research on what games I believe would have some educational factors with in the Neopian world, I comprised a list of games that will help with math, language and spelling, and problem-solving ablilities. Children sometimes struggle with these things, but these games will make it a fun and addictive experience.

by rosiepedal

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A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part Seven
Morgana stood up, causing Vyssa and Tomos to take a step back each. She sighed. “You’re in charge, are you?” She echoed. Her voice was somewhat changed from last time. It had lost the crackly sound to it, and was instead quite clear. It was now smooth as silk and deep. Vyssa couldn’t help but wonder if everything about her had been a lie.

by dudeiloled

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And Then There Was Silence: Part Four
Kanrik throws an empty bottle against the wall. It shatters into a rain of bluish glass that scatters across the ground. Finneus is afraid to look Kanrik in the face again. "What part of 'don't ever come back' do you not understand, Finneus?!"

by theschizophrenicpunk

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