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Circulation: 177,117,134

Issue: 320 | 30th day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Zombie Goat in Christmas Rock It's right around the corner! by toaster_of_filth
	Qnde & Szoo: A Hugging Problem, Part 2 Why did you bring him to our home...? by shubi5
	Second Hand Shoppe Snafu It's all gone! by sarika_ambrielle
	Ironic Lupe Stories Quick! Eat it without thinking! by iluvlupes250
	Just Kitty Kitty's bitten off a little more than he can chew at his new job... by superfox65
	Shortcut boing by ssjelitegirl
	Unlucky Week New hot color! by greenladysoap
	Neopia Central Team Rivalling the best! Art by _icypanther_ by __lyra152__
	A Tale About Two Kingdoms - Episode 2 Lunch at Meridell Idea by ibiflex by gogolplexplex
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 1 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Chef Bonju Troubles Neopians sure ARE persistent! by tehhotbird
	Painted Problems Ding-Dong! by avrillavigne4ever
	The Valley of Spam Sweet Revenge by chichikokoyamma
	Shoyru Adventures Neopets say the most random things after eating... or drinking... by lawrence_189
	Bits and Pieces - Something has Happened! That poor, poor Poogle... by random_ness_me
	Simply Irony Always talk while eating. by sp64
	Random Can, The Face Mask It's terrifying! by straight_up1
	Oh Fiddlesticks! Don't leave the babies unattended... by chuukii
	Freak-out - The Burglar 2 Later... by ichigostars
	The Royal Disaster: The Worst Job DUNG! Dx by nokikissa
	Allergies The downsides of being furry... by sapphireflames
	Heroes Uh oh. by oxley_
	Progressive Stupidity Yay! Another King Hagan comic! 8D by invader_chloemew
	Eaten Alive Mmmmm... Chia... by samlikesyou
	Cookies And Milk:: THE KASTRALISS Snowager needed a break. by lina_reid
	Random Tales of Interest Never complain about your job. by ridiculousxpuppy
	Ultimate Riches Every neopoint counts. by volcomstone7
	Cheating Old Snargan! Finally, he gets what he deserves! Also by dutchese159 by edmarblecake
	Who Needs Logic? No, I don't normally go around throwing pies into others' faces. Much. by jumpsticks
	The Unexpected Guest Owww... that's not good... by drygani
	Oranges The Chias then would laugh at the little Lupe... :D by ditsta0

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"Not So Beautiful Revenge" by liannachick
"Take this, my dear Vira," I said, madness taking over my voice. I handed her the mirror, cherishing the feel of the wretched object leaving me forever. "Look into the mirror, Vira! Look into the mirror and see true beauty!"

Other Stories

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Thyora's Tribulations
Thyora didn't worry too much about the bickering; it was normal now and she just decided that it was part of life and they'd eventually outgrow it...

by black_skull725

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Korin's Trial
The Faerie Xweetok was reading the Neopian Times and had just come across yet another story about the popular, painted pet bullying the unpainted pet...

by kotaeia

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Advanced Chemistry for Beginners
This Ixi will tell you all you need to know (or maybe one important thing) about this thing called Chemistry for Beginners!

Also by zewq

by rest_in_boredom

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Best Winter Vacation Spots
So then, where can a bored Neopian go to get away from the stresses of home? What land makes a good vacation spot this dismal time of year?

by sunlight_phoenix

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Evil Death: Part Six
Eliv coughed. "Why do you call her 'The One'? She has a name. She told me what it was..."

by sirussblack

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Masks and Roses: Part Two
It wasn't hard to find her mum. When Kat left home, she'd expected it to take ages. There would be a good amount of research involved, and heavy sleuthing. But in reality...

by chocolateisamust

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