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Issue: 298 | 29th day of Relaxing, Y9

Comics

	Open Heart- Epi 2 It's about time you adopted a Neopet! by maiinoki
	Of Quads and Anthros Code Milk! by bunni287
	Fiesty Freaks I want world peace. by eevilbirdiezuh
	GK: The Danger of Books Gotta feel sorry for him. O_O by moon_heart
	The Quest "Where is my Chair of Darkness?" Art by leopetg1 by srsddgrl
	Just Filler Go play with Spazz... by katopia12
	Hat-tastic! Like my new hat? by pink_kitty16
	Normal Never Applies- Blast it all! This is why you shouldn't give guns to minors and idiots. by _poundpetsaver_
	Fet's Pets: Face-lift How can I show my face? by fetedieu
	Aboard the Black Dubloon [Pirate's Night Off] - Oooh. Glowsticks. by ravenatore
	Ditto Ghosts can be friendly... that is... if you are friendly to them also. by star_wars_lover0601
	Kitty Kat I grant you the ability to... 'Save Petpets'. by x__shadow_spirit__x
	To the Dogs Some things aren't so threatening... by _trigun_fan_
	Got Some Bandages to Spare? The wind took my ribbon... by invalid_character
	Royal Disaster: Deserted Fairground The Deserted Fairground isn't so deserted. by nokikissa
	SQUIGGLZ Talk about a fast metabolism. by krawk1024
	Fashion Nonsense Come on people, use some common sense! Also by riggs4ever by thunderwolfcrys
	Plain and Simple Aishas are among the smartest... by whisp_will
	Oops! Wrong Edna! Mwahaha! by _gabica_
	Mutant Problems Gathering food and meeting others... by angelus_wolf
	Common Sense Warning: Do NOT Paint your skeith chocolate! by supergirl_lazergirl
	Fashion Fever Disclaimer: Customization closet doesn't provide a taste in clothes. by epona666
	Caught Red Handed!! Buahaha. xD We all knew it. by rockroyalty019
	Yurble Goalie? "No, YOU take him!" Idea by patjade by fruitcupandspoons
	Black and White The Altador Cup just isn't for everyone. by azureel
	Maraquan Mayhem No offence to Maraqua... but tails are HARD to run on!!! Idea by maple4ever by spirit033v2
	The Altador Cup D: Oh no! by gawa
	Coolness Comics - Yooyuball Mishap Ever wonder why the Jelly team isn't in the Altador Cup? by raptorsama
	READY, STEADY, FAKE IT! Some drama behind the scenes of the Altador Cup when Shenkuu goalie Xana Dilanche comments on "Dasher" Soley's injury... by zeromaxwell
	Front Row Those front row seats are the best things ever! by ssjelitegirl
	Confessions of a Clockwork Yooyu And you thought being a Yooyu ball was easy... by nomitts
	Finny's Corner Make Some Noise: the only spectator sport that's still a sport. by divisible_by_zero
	Speck the Speckled After all, the Haunted Woods team won the cup last year! by cheetah_kougra
	Spooky Support your team! :D by ghostkomorichu

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The Plight of the Esophagor
Perhaps we should start a donation drive for a Baby Paint Brush for him. Maybe a change in appearance would turn his unfortunate circumstances around...

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Pet Pages: Overlooked?
It always seems to get bumped to the bottom of the to-do list. Yes, that's right, Neopia: I'm talking about the ever-enigmatic world of pet pages.

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Curse of the Werelupe: Part Two
His eyes glowed a luminous green. "Blink!" Gioama shouted, losing his patience. "Move, anything. Just stop staring!"

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Let Darkness Fall: Part Four
Lord Darigan had barely entered the room when a distraught Lenny threw himself at his feet, and cried, "Oh, help us, my lord!"

by feriku

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