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	Customisation Conundrum: To Dung or Not to Dung One item has caused controversy since the customisation program has been created. Co-written by petitehirondelline by mazoku_kuiin
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	The Future of Customization: Fashion Shows? Customization. It has revolutionized the way pets are dressed. by yellow_apple873
	How to Make Good Screenshots Above all else, you must use your common sense, and be creative. by weaponstar
	How to Keep the Rickety Boat Afloat Goals, especially setting them, help a great deal when trying to get to where you want to. by love_charmed
	What Shopkeeper are YOU? See which shopkeeper best fits your personality! by evangeline_marie
	Meepits - World Conquerors with "Adorable Buckteeth" Meepits are indeed dangerous creatures. by serissa98
	Dueling Quills: Usuki vs. Quiguki "Usuki are so disgustingly pink and girly! I may be a girl but I can't stand that pinkness! Quiguki are so much better." Also by nativsis by yoyote
	Feeding Picky Meepits: A Guide to Meepit Juice Break Meepits are picky little creatures! They will drink anything, but they really love the juice that matches their own color. by faithstarlite

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She flitted from room to room in the chilly house, wiping her eyes with a damp handkerchief, and wailing things like: "My son will never see another sunrise!" and "Oh, if only we hadn't given him those ice skates for Christmas!" and "Perhaps we should freeze him until the doctor arrives; it may be his only hope!"

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A Locket: Part One
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My Year in Shenkuu: Part Three
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