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 |  | The Kadoatery Addiction Recovery ProgramYes, you guessed it. I’m here to help the soulless Kad-obsessed get away from 
  their little ‘addiction’ to feed the Kads, for the people who want to stop it 
  but can’t resist... 
 by shadowcristal
 |  |  | A Trip to the PoundYou don’t know how many times I have seen pets with 
  almost the same exact names in the pound. People are creating pets to be abandoned. 
  How sad is that? 
 by czenko28
 |  |  | Wreathies on the RecordThe special program we bring you today is one of 
  mysterious origins. Until recently, very little has been known about these jolly 
  wintery petpets known as Wreathies. 
 by sum41girl2k
 |  |  | The BlusMost of us have heard of Roo Island, the happy little spot where 
everyone is bouncing and smiling all day long. Sounds like a great place, doesn't 
it? But what shadows and secrets lurk behind every smile? 
 by literalluau
 |  |  | Skeiths; Malicious or Misunderstood?When most Neopians hear the word ‘Skeith’, the first thing they think of is the 
lazy, rude, and greedy dragon-like image that most of us are familiar with. And 
they wouldn’t be all wrong; many do fit this exact description. 
 by katiecoo802
 |  |  | Fifty Ridiculous, Outrageous, and Just Plain Stupid Ways to Spend Your Neopoints (And Some Decent Ones)39. Fund an expedition to find out what happened to Kass. *sniff* 
 by jesse12_3
 |  |  | Making the Most of your User ShopThe first step to optimizing your shop is to determine who you’ll be selling 
  to. 
 by arcanegoat
 |  |  | Are you an Involved Neopian?Have you ever wondered if you are as involved in Neopets as you should be? 
 by draco__girl
 |  |  | Have You Missed the Boat?Many things must be considered when estimating how much they will go up. Two 
  crucial words sum it up. They are supply and demand. 
 by aspinbee
 |  |  | 10 Ways to Get Items From the Neocola MachineDo you have one of those Neocola 
  tokens? If you do, go waste it on the machine! You don't have one? Well, don't 
  fret... 
 by cheesechart
 |  |  | An Interview with an OgrinWell, here I am in the forest, and 
I only see one, so I'm going to interview that Shadow Ogrin right over there. 
 by dark_knights_sabre
 |  |  | Helping your Jubble Bubble Troubles!Do you have Jubble Bubble troubles? Hopefully this will help! In this guide, 
  I will teach you tips that will help you score over 1000 consistently. 
 by jamintha
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 Headlines"Today and Every Day" by neo_star_queen
 In the morning, pale sunlight filled the room. It wasn't too hard for the beams to enter; the curtains were made of white cloth, after all. The light fell onto a lump in a bed, a pet burrowed under his blankets. 'Get up,' giggled the light...
 
 
 
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 |  The Assistant Krista quickly replied, "Oh no, sir, I don't 
  have a problem with my ticket. See, I'd like to apply to be your assistant!"
 
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