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Issue: 161 | 8th day of Collecting, Y6

Comics

	Dumb Ideas Quickly, before someone else does! by aap_council
	Viva la Cheese Why is it called that? by cheezandvodka
	Just Our Luck Quenthar really should be more careful around the lab ray... by kzoolaur
	Rare, Medium, Well Done Concerning monsters under the bed... by nanashineohuman
	*Sniff* "Jhuidah's Cooking Pot" by sukuyumaruchan
	Yama and Ourra in: The Wheel of Excitement Oh so lucky... by harper_1618
	Serious Nonsense Make my own bed? by meganium94
	Complicated Simplicity #2. Punchlines by neo_star_queen
	Some Weirdo’s Comic I THINK I got all the weapon stats right. O_o by mltmlt22
	A Little Grey "Grey Land" by starrkitty03
	Three Uses For A Ghostkerchief Whoever thought of THIS is gonna pay... by tambourine_chimp
	Petpetpetpets?! What do you do when your Neopet's Petpet's Petpetpet is bored? by evilbob111
	Rocko's Petpet Life The most boring Petpet. by jerk_head
	Normal Neopia All this to look forward to... by slashslashx
	Rock Comic Good boy! by moonxtal
	The Makeover Want to get noticed? by tkayjackson
	For the Love of Dung What is this fancy for Dung that Angel has? by raynbow_light
	Wishful Thinking "Meepit Munch" by barbcat00
	Under Control What took you so long? by bonoam
	Meridellian Mayhem- Heroes Never Die Kass is a hero? by ikkin_with_attitude
	Kiko and Chia You DO know Petpets can't talk, right? by shadih_temporary
	Syntax Error Can't even get a good night's sleep... by deadly_saiyan_v2
	Totodum and Turtledee #2 I'm so well trained! by huggsy_666
	Definitely Maybe Uh oh... by sailorsky_15
	Nonsenscal Verbiage I take it Karri still has a case of the Jitters? by laurensama
	The Chaos Theory (returned) "Eww... what's that?" by icegirl720
	The Ultimate Battle CRUNCH by lunabunny16
	Just Another Day King who?! by twink_lingz
	Faeriestones Ooh, SHINEY!! by allelementalfaerie11
	Life With Snowager #5 Do you mind having things stolen from you or not? by moondust_dreams
	Psychotic Stationary ... It's coming for you! Mocking-Dr-Sloth-comic number 1243 ... BUT THIS ONE HAS A PENCIL IN IT! by rhoc
	Diary Too old? by silentcellist
	Floofeh Oh, I see. It's a life-size doll... by jupeboxgal
	My New Petpet It's not a cushion... by moscowmule

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"Little Lost Gruslen" by whimsycallie
"Don't give up hope, Razzle. Lets go inside. We will make up some posters and check the neighborhood."

Other Stories

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Golden Dreams
"We should only look at it when we need a little hope or inspiration, or maybe to find each other or ourselves again."

by alethea1

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The Potion
"It's working already," she said, a slight cackle in her voice. "It shouldn't take long to take on the full effect. And then he'll be mine to take. And mine only," she added.

by ginger23456

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30 Neomails I Don't Want at 7 a.m.
29 – “The mad scientist from the lab ray writing in regards to a lab… incident. I kind of accidentally zapped Uni with the wrong ray… could you please come and collect your pile of sludge formerly known as Liberte_Real?”

by alethea1

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The Many Rejected Games of Neopia
Have you ever wondered if there were other games out there? Ones that just weren't good enough to make it?

by skittleiciousgirl

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Princess of Erodaire III: Part Six
"My mother...Aletha...tell me more about her," I said in a steady voice, almost as if I was trying to order him to do so.

by christinetran

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Of Lights from Within: Part Eight
The Kougra longed for the comforting hug that only Nora could provide - the kind of hug only between a pet and owner. Would he ever feel a hug like that again?

by chocolateisamust

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