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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part One

From the outside, the house looked to be fairly large, but on the inside it was much smaller. Regardless, it was still about the same size that Kalina's house had been in Meridell...

by puppy200010
At the AstroVilla: Part One

Dear Guest, We are sending this letter to confirm your stay at the AstroVilla for the next twenty-eight days. Your suite will be fully prepared for you upon your arrival...

by kemppotatoe
Xaraak: Part One

Orlando shrugged. "Maybe. You know, Kenji, that you and I have always wanted to be pirates. Well, now's our big chance. Kenji," he said stalwartly. "I'm going to sea!"

by oznozboopenheimer
 
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On the Cup: Dasher Soley



"Those lubbers thought they'd got us, wi' that huge lump of a forward who does nothin' but stand in front o' the goal an' rocket in th' shots. But if he don't get the Yooyu, he don't score nothin', so we played to stop th' Yooyu gettin' near 'im an' it worked. An' we've got good ol' Garven [Hale] in goal, so even when those flower-heads got th' Yooyu to him, Volgoth couldn't do anythin' with it..."



Other Stories


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Blessing, Ruby, and the Miracle
The spinner almost landed on the question mark space but slowly turned and landed on... the skull...

by bubblebob052

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Goodnight, Graphie
Graphie hadn't been able to get more than a few hours of sleep for the past three days... but why? Okay, so on the first day it was because she'd eaten a whole carton of chocolate swirl ice cream...

by sweetie_me274

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Bonju Vs. Jhuidah
Chef Bonju insists that his so-called 'Cooking Vessel' is unique, and he is pure genius. On the same grounds, I insist that bow ties are unique and I am a genius for inventing them.

by iamskot

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What Happened to the Grarrls, Eh?
I have come to write this article because I am "concerned" about my species. I mean, have you seen the pound boards lately? Most of them are Grarrls!

by triss_ze_swordmaid

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Ewwww. Should Have Jumped on a Different Petpet!
Look before you leap.

by monikat

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Haumpuafu
Ow! That hurt!!

by puppyluverz



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