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Generic? Or Badge Of Honor?

Wondering what other "generic" and "ordinary" things there were on Neopets that people still supported, I decided to ask the Help Neoboard...

by indulgences
Getting The Right Guild

Thousands of guilds have been created in all areas of Neopia since the beginning of neo-time, with handfuls of new ones sprouting up each day.

by chunky12316
Fountain Faerie Quest: Increasing Your Chances

A few tips and tricks to help you score this rare opportunity.

by audiine
Ten Unnecessarily Creepy Toys

Keep these items away from your Neopets at all costs!

by happytimewithmilk
The Editor's Quill

Editing is a difficult skill to master, but an important skill to have.

Co-written and thumbnail by cosmicfire918

by parody_ham

5 Tips to a Better (Neo)Life!

Neopets is full of creative and interesting ways to have fun, but for the long-time user, we can become so accustomed to the site that we stop seeing the potential it has.

by sweetj912
Dressing the Part – Famous Neopians (Part Two)

The heroes and heroines of Neopia's plots and events have long been admired by Neopians. As such, it seems only fitting that pets from all corners of the globe would seek to emulate these famous Neopians in their customizations.

by katiecoo802
Celebrating Jhudora's Day without the Evil

If you're in the celebrating mood, but don't want to commit to the evil that Jhudora is known for, here are some fun ways for you to enjoy your purple and green filled day.

by jo_eccentric
 
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"Family Comes First" by plasticlizards
"Must.... beat... high score...." the gigantic, frightening mutant Bruce grumbled as he battled onward in the midst of a rough game of Mutant Graveyard of Doom II. He had been playing the game for days, stuck...




Other Stories


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The Inventory
It was a strange sensation to jump into an inventory bag, Indi decided. It felt like mix between falling and floating...

by rosiecotten

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Sophie in the Sewers
Before he came, when Neovia was a land of peace, I was just that little girl who was always getting into trouble.

by phineas_and_ferb_104

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One Way: Part Eight
"You must really know your way around this place," Amadeus remarked, while we were still walking in uninhabited hallways. I shrugged.

"I've only been here for most of my life."

by ellbot1998


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Once a Thief: Part Five
The ironic part of the location of the Defenders of Neopia post in Qasala was that it was a fifteen minute trudge through the desert from Elrique's home.

by crazy_4_sushi

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Things the Island Mystic Says #1
Food can live a life outside of your inventory, you know.

by pinkie_diane_pie

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Random Events With Glumpkin
I never said his priorities were in order...

by ragecandybar



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