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"Illusen's Mission" by aisha_enchantress110
"Yo dawg," said the orange Wocky that ran Neopia's only extreme game that involved counting potatoes, "I heard that yo and yo Lupe like potatoes, so I put yo Lupe in a potato so yo Lupe can potato count while yo potato count, dawg!" The human recipient of this awkward statement was looking at this Wocky with a confused look...

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Illusen's Mission
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