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Losers: Part One

Every day, Ella wished for an owner. Whenever the jingly little bell rang, her heart soared...

by soccerhart12
Revenge and Resistance: Part One

Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884
Legacy of a Nose: Part One

"Ah ah ah ACHOO!" My sneeze was so violent that it created a small windstorm in my room...

by hstulberg
 
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"Legacy of a Nose" by hstulberg
I fought the urge to sneeze, but my body got the better of me. "ACHOO!" I sneezed, a wild storm of snot. SPLAT! I looked up, and realized that the ray wouldn't be working for long time, due to its new coating of snot. The lab ray scientist threw a box of tissues at my head, glared at me, and pointed to the door...




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