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Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part One

That day was quite frigid as usual. I arrived at Shai's Outfitters, which sold many different outfits and plushies...

by anime_cybunny
Because of a Jawshell: Part One

Soon we came to the drop off. The drop off was where we jumped in to the water to get to the underground fishing cave. My owner smiled cheerfully...

by anna_invincible
Pages of a Lost Past: Part One

I've been becoming restless. My days seem more and more meaningless, and my nights are filled with strange dreams that are oddly familiar...

by sibertiger9
 
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Exiting the Citadel



Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...



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The Story of the Rocking Chair
Every evening, the Xweetok went away, but would always come back the next afternoon. The rocking chair felt its happiest when she came...

by ange_lin

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One Stormy Day, Three Sunny Resolutions
Soon enough, it was all out war, with Pirate Quiguki leading the Quiguki forces against the evil Dr. Sloth and his Grundo-mutated band of Usuki warriors...

by violinoutoftune

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The Ten Worst Ways to Leave the Darigan Citadel
The problem is, once you get onto the Darigan Citadel, just how do you get off it?

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by iamskot


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Gaming vs. Restocking
Yes, there is always the option to be both a Gamer and a Restocker, but both take a lot of dedication; splitting that dedication in half really spreads out the time between your goals and achieving them. It's best to stick with one thing for a while and when you get bored you have something new to move on to.

by hes_my_angel

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ConFUNded - In School II
So that does count?

by vhgvoov

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Unhinged
Gone to a better place...

by sharkies



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