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Issue: 175 | 28th day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	Amy's Troup "A Very Convincing Aisha" by ambika456
	Rock Pool Rascals Pirate's Parley Story by fallingflowers by leptonychotes
	The Curse... Do Neopets really like being made out of snow? I don't think so. by springsteen0991
	A Taste of His Own Medicine Hehe... take that! by kushbi
	Only for the Hardcore: Slorg Avatar Ready...Set... GO! Idea by Gkskis Inked and Colored by Aizar by keldor31415926535
	Hungry Zaffy The best food in the entire world of Neopia... ASPARAGUS! by akemiakiko
	Anagrams vs. Crosswords Bandaged hands aren't good for anybody... by petitewyvern
	Mint Chocolate Moehog What is a pupil? by kaboble2462
	Negg Juice Cool! What does it do? by blackacid
	Trophy Troubles Monsters are attacking! by precious_katuch14
	Random Life A future artist! by nolwe
	NeoComp C.S joins the paparazzi... by chibikatza
	Meuka Madness Mmm... pizza... by skypupgoddess
	I Thought You Were the Normal One! Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... by kuroneka_sama
	The Morals of Pickled Olives Don't get too excited... Idea by guesswho976 by shadih_temporary
	Major Malfunction #16 Woo! Woo! by moonxtal
	Petpet Neoschool What would Petpet school be like? by springsteen0991
	Battledome: Wall of Shame Come on, I was scared... by timon567
	Adventures of Hannah and Armin Hey! That tickles! by spuddie_hang
	Pretty Flowers! AchoOOo! by dark_elfa
	Roy and Dramonti Maybe you should be happy for your friends... by dralora
	The Neochaos OW!!!!! by leana_24
	Beyond Strange Why you should never take lollypops from people who look like Sloth in disguise... by bugeyedthing
	Life with Sparkalar I'm just gonna LOVE living here... T_T; by nestly2552chi
	The Chronicles of Rohane: When Rohane Met Mipsy You had me at "Direct Damage" by ledsrevenge2
	Something Has Happened "Worst Day Ever" Drawn by ghostkomorichu by tdyans
	Oh Gosh. Mmm. Hot dog. by matrices
	Opposable Thumbs It tastes like snot! by meiastar
	Virtu Agents "Worst Waiting Room Ever" by agentsaepenon
	The Chaos Control "Newb Logic" by twilight_sketch
	As Much as a Bori Can Take If you like rare food AND soup, you can't lose! by kudou
	Faerie Woes Woe #4: Supply and Demand by roller_coaster26
	Floofeh IT'S THE JUPEDEVIL. Yay. by jupeboxgal
	Something Inconceivable #1 I think this paintbrush is a dud. by mournfulsoul
	Air Heads Faeries rejected in the Neopets Team staff meeting. by rachelfiremistress
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Monotony Boredom gone wrong... by neo_tomi

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"Autobiography of a Balloon" by scarletrhapsody
We are objects of amusement for little baby pets, with the pure and simple purpose that is to provide hours of fun...

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End of the World
When Silara went to sleep that night her life was made perfect. She didn't know this immediately but the fact was there, buried deep within her subconscious for when she woke up in this new world...

by child_dragon

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Sincerely, Luna
Urgh, all this writing is making me sick to my head. I don't know what to write about!

by blubblub317

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How Not To Get Tangled In Your Own Webs
Well, I guess you were expecting a guide of some sort, so I'll guess I'll jump right to it. I'll also have Webber, my Snow Spyder to help me with this...

by chia625_2001

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Poetry Rules!
This article is mainly about the technical side of poetry. Wait! Before you say “Technical? AAAAH!” and run screaming from the room let me assure you that this is actually going to be fun.

by parmadur

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Loretta: Part One
What did she want with me, a plain red female Kougra coming from a poor family? This faerie Cybunny looked like she had just stepped ally from her world of scented soap and gourmet food into mine.

by blizzard_rose

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Night Walker: Part Seven
"My name's Shade," I grunted. "I'm a friend of your father's. I'm here to get all you pets out of here. Are there any more of you?"

by ruin_star

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