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The Road to Chocolate World

"Basel was jumping out of her boots as the goateed Kiko unlocked the door to the Chocolate Factory. The Brown Zafara arrived two hours before opening..." Collab with 77thbigby

by baytotheay
The Chocolate Thief

"It was the 15th of the Month of Gathering, which was Walda the Baby Kacheek’s favourite holiday: the Chocolate Ball!"

by _brainchild_
A Restless Night and a Dozen Muffins

"Aethia was close to wrapping up her evening patrol when she spotted the light in the kitchens..."

by sporty2443
The Giant Chocolate Negg

"It started as just another Tuesday in Neopia Central. Shopkeeper Neopets were arranging their wares, Baby Neopets were being fed their breakfasts, and at the Money Tree, a seemingly ordinary Chocolate Negg had been left by..."

by barrelchic22
Box of Chocolates – The Anthology Tale

The night was thick with autumn chill, and the campfire burned low in the clearing outside the Chocolate Factory. Its flames danced against the..."Collab with ohitzme & profebest

by _guz_
The Sweetest Night of the Year

"It was a Friday night when the invitation arrived, and I nearly dropped it out of sheer shock, though to be fair, my claws weren’t built for handling delicate letters..."

by heart_stealer292
Brightvale's Greatest Chocolatier

"Brightvale University’s School of Sorcery had a hall devoted to students’ magic demonstrations, experiments, and most importantly, theses..."

by precious_katuch14
Two Queens and One Chocolate Factory Scandal

"A White Weewoo perched on the windowsill outside of Queen Fyora’s temporary office. In its beak was a golden envelope..." Collab with geo

by black_skull725
 
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Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?



If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. It doesn’t matter if you’re living in the depths of Maraqua or hiking the tundra atop Terror Mountain or even in between rebuilding at Dacardia, for chocolate is the great uniter of all. In the spirit of all things and colours chocolate – as well as all things fun – we have put together a little quiz to let you know what kind of chocolate Petpet you would be. Have you ever wondered this? If so, now is your chance to find out! If not, why not? Have you no whimsy? This quiz is simply based upon your birth month – scroll to find your month and you too can discover what kind of chocolate Petpet you would be! For it is written in the stars! Those sweet, delectable, creamy, smooth stars… The Month of Sleeping (January) You would be a Chocolate Turtmid! Turtmids are shy creatures known to retract into their pyramid when frightened. You often react similarly. You do not like confrontation and would rather hide than engage with any negativity or drama. Your kind and delicate heart is a precious gift that should continue to be protected from harm. The Month of Awakening (February) You would be a Chocolate Nebularis! These little guys are known for loving the cold and the dark, and quite often it looks like that outside this month. The chocolate version takes inspiration from chocolate covered strawberries which are very popular around the 14th.



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Gourmet Guide: Chocolate Ball Choices
This is Squire Sprinkle Spoon coming to you live the night before the sweetest event of the year: the Chocolate Ball! Whether you’re a Chocolate pet like me, or just have a sweet tooth looking for satisfaction, you absolutely don’t want to miss this scrumptious event.

by madidogs88

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A Chocolate Sloth Head Celebration
Dearest and most loyal SlothFan127 newsletter readers… it has been quite a while has it not? And while I could go into a long (and obviously fascinating) diatribe about my summer job and everything that that entailed… that is not why we are here today. Collab with mango_

by betti666

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Ilere Finds a Baby
"Ilere supposed she could have just flown away..."

by cookybananas324

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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.
"The smoke inside the Thieves’ Guild Hall floated slowly toward the ceiling beams of the old tavern. It hung there like a living thing, curling around the rusty lanterns, refusing to leave..." Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717

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Room For Chocolate
Dessert anyone? Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate

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The Awakened Finals
Drum-roll please! Collab with unfreeze_xlinger2

by lesliiiiex



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