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Losers: Part One

Every day, Ella wished for an owner. Whenever the jingly little bell rang, her heart soared...

by soccerhart12
Revenge and Resistance: Part One

Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884
Legacy of a Nose: Part One

"Ah ah ah ACHOO!" My sneeze was so violent that it created a small windstorm in my room...

by hstulberg
 
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Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions...



Other Stories


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A Sprinkling of Trouble
Also known as "Operation SOCKS"

by bird_brain312

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Easter in the Gnome Underground
"I was going to send you on a pointless gnome quest and erase your memories after you're back on the surface with the book, but I have a much better plan..."

by myfallenrevival4

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Krawks - Elusive Holders of the Wooden Spoon
Their rarity makes them a popular goal for users; just owning one will give you quite a bit of prestige...

by starry__night__sky

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Guide to a Super Secret Sweet-Fest
Okay, so you really like sweets, right? And you want to get a lot of them.

by pupluvr7177

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Neggs Galore
I told you not to.

by monkeybytes

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Insert Witty Title Here
Stopped by the formatting wall. Ouch.

by beachnut14



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