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	Time Slip "Pouring rain pelted the roof of Kayla’s potion shop as a roar of thunder boomed outside..." by parody_ham
	The Perplexing Paintbrush Problem "Tibetthe Quiggle was enjoying the wondrous day at his job. He worked at the bank. He had quite the life..." by stelbel13
	All in an April Fools Day work! "A Biscuit Xweetok named Cookie asked as he sat with his friends on a Biscuit Chair in his Neolodge Room..." by alvissofcaldia
	Farewell, Mister Bananeopian "The ain was pouring in grey sheets outside our living room window. Loisse and I had already made plans to visit the new Kadoatie café downtown, but..." by precious_katuch14
	Weathering the Bananza "A small, sentient Shadow Cybunny plushie cheered from their perch between Gimmer’s Spotted Pteri feathers as Flower the Faerie Ixi examined the wheel items closely." by gentle_lil_queen
	Don't Ban Hannah Hannah versus Brynn! by liouchan

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How Rascally Are You?

Have you ever wondered how you'd fare in the Cold, Mysterious World of Trading, where there are few persons you can trust? Whether it's NC trading, NP trading, or pet trading, you will almost certainly run into rascals along the way. Take this survey to be assigned a Rascally Rating, which will tell you how gullible - or cunning! - you really are. I. How do you present yourself on the Neoboards? A - I chat in the open all the time. B - I lurk and emerge from hiding when someone is trading something that I want, potentially at a price that is acceptable to me. C - I only make boards when I have friends online who can help me bump my board. D - I generally don't check the Neoboards. II. How do you style your Neoboard presence, userlookup, pets and gallery? A - I wear whatever avatar I happen to like, and I dress my pets in whatever I personally like. My collections are for my own enjoyment, not others'. B - I wear an expensive avatar, customise my pets with popular items, and display a curated collection in my gallery. I want to give people the impression that I'm glamorous and rich. C - I pay attention to what other people are wearing and come up with my own version of what I think will be...

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by iwonder

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"Did you accidentally buy three bushels of bananas instead of three individual bananas? However it happened, now you’re probably wondering what to do with all those delicious yellow fruits."

by sarah_jackie

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Valentine Mystery Noir
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Illusen's Quest
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by rurirawr

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Mynci Business
Some things aren't important to remember

by the_creator12345

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It ain't easy being a Neopet
Features some of the 2005 April Fool's pets that didn't get to become real like the Gnorbu

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