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You Are What You Eat

You know what they say...

by smart100000
How to Study with Friends

Or what to do when you keep gravitating to each other.

by liouchan
Rise from the Fall

Dedicated to my selfless friend, the Pink Lily in the story, who always goes out of their way to help their friends!

by pixie_tea
 
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"You Are What You Eat" by smart100000
“Two Milk Chocolate Lupes and a Strawberry Fondant Surprise, please,” said Conrad, putting the merchandise on the counter of the shop. The old Kiko running the Chocolate Factory smiled warmly at the young Lupe as he put the candy in a bag. “Coming right up! That’ll be 3,783 Neopoints.” Conrad put the money on the counter and reached out to take the bag. “Hey, Mr. Shopkeeper, there’s an Organic Broccoli in here! I didn’t buy that!” He looked at the shopkeeper in confusion. “It’s on the house,” the shopkeeper chuckled. “I can’t have my best customer getting sick from eating nothing but candy, can I? If you eat too much candy, it’ll give you nightmares. Eat your vegetables. They’re good for you.” “Yuck!” Conrad exclaimed. “I hate Health Food! I don’t want this.” The old Kiko sighed. “I’ll tell you what, kiddo...




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