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Issue: 829 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y20 |
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 | Edna the Avatar Thief (Part 1) Edna the witch is probably one of the more written about villains in the Neopian Times. Villain you might say? Well villain she is indeed! Not even Dr. Sloth himself would have the nerve to ask for 20,000 Neopoints of items per quest and not give a pesky avatar out! Edna has no such limitations.
by m0nster_rancher |  | A Haunted Mansion in Neovia Sometimes, Percy really didn’t know how he got into these situations. It had been a nice, slow Tuesday at the office when his boss had stopped by. There he was, two revisions deep in his latest article over the local junior Altador Cup game.
by cardinally |  | Memoir of a Sorceress: Heroes UniteThe times were dark, little light was to be found throughout Neopia.
by lovely413 |  | What Has to be DoneDurveda would have loved to have been in the room when his brothers took their first drinks of the potions.
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"A Haunted Mansion in Neovia" by cardinally
Sometimes, Percy really didn't know how he got into these situations. It had been a nice, slow Tuesday at the office when his boss had stopped by. There he was, two revisions deep in his latest article over the local junior Altador Cup game. The little rascals that called themselves the Neopian Central Rainblugs, which was one of the worst names in the junior division, had just beaten the Maraquan Marafins 12-5. It had been a rather entertaining game, especially when the fight between the coaches broke out. There were rumors that Debbie, the coach of the Rainblugs, had snatched a member of the Marafins right from under their nose - wait did Maraquan's even have noses? Percy paused in his writing to ponder the question. Nostril slits perhaps? Regardless, it took three parents to pull Finny off of her. All and all, an event that caused the game to be on hold for twenty minutes and would only get a brief mention at the end of this week's article, artfully disguised and fluffed as a simple disagreement.
Percy was still deep in thought when Jess, his boss stopped by. She was perfect - her hair was perfectly coiffed and piled on top of her head, her outfit an immaculately pressed and fitted cream blouse and purple skirt, her eyes accentuated by a little wing, in a nice, contrasting brown to her pink fur. She was effortlessly trendy and chic - as Milly, the Quiggle in charge of the style articles swooned about.
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 A Successful Guild
So you want to join a guild or you’d like to make one yourself. After having been in some I can tell you a few things.
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 The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Six
“Ah, I cannot wait to sleep in an inn instead of on the ground,” Wai Ren said. The four travellers stood on a hill overlooking a village nestled deep in the woods, only two weeks away from the Imperial City.
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