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Neopia Police Blotter

11:53 AM – A caller from the 80000 block of Main Street reported a Chocolate Chia being chased by a Spotted Lupe. The situation was mediated when their owner was called. This had been an ongoing issue, and family counseling was suggested.

by the_crimson_rose
The Escape

Jack's a Darigan Jubjub.

by mucka33
Glass Shards

They lived on a small island above Meridell, Darigan Citadel the petpet's family called it. Petpet Battles were always around the corner, free training and entertainment. There weren't any Petpet shops so Shard was free of the responsibility of having a Neopet owner. That was until she fell.

by ribbon_cute
How A Uni Gets Its Horn

There is an ancient legend that circulates around Neopia every year as Uni Day draws closer. It is said that a Uni is not really born with its horn, but no one is ever around to confirm the story. The legend goes that a Uni must be given the unconditional love of both of its parents before it can grow its horn.

by alex_bubbly
 
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Springtime Fashion



By this time, we're all anticipating the upcoming spring collections coming to the NC Mall. We're expecting an array of Negg-colored wigs, soft baby blue button downs, and floral patterns to die for. The winter collections have been worn out and we're ready to step into something new. In preparation of the upcoming warmer weather, let's take a look at the greatest Spring fashions from years past, designed by the greatest artists and fashionistas in the business!



Other Stories


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Neopian Malls: An Outsiders Perspective
This is my outsider’s take on what it’s like to be in a mall.

by hectic_haley

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Guilds 101
But what exactly is a guild—and why is everyone trying to convince you to join one?

by butterflybandage

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Return to Lynwood: Part Two
“It was once a town quite a bit smaller than Barrowmere or Neovia, but holding its own nonetheless. Then… well, I am not quite sure what happened to it. None of us had travelled this way for quite a while, but one spring I ventured back here and… everyone was gone. Even their smell was gone.”

by cosmicfire918

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Welcome to White River: Part Four
The voting was a formality as far as she was concerned. She wasn't prideful about it. She just knew that most of the town had finally accepted her. Now the only problem was proving that she was worthy of the title of mayor. That would be a battle of it's own.

by hzoo_26

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Neopian Paradox: Brightvale Life
I guess some ways less than others...

by puppetwomon

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The Gainsboro Gang: Introducing Shivastrix
Hmph

by kelijo



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