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Issue: 768 | 10th day of Awakening, Y19 |
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Short Stories
 | Matrimonial PersuasionIn her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it…
by kalnya |  | Little Blue LupeThere were many Neopets and petpets out by the ocean for her to play with, and surely, one of them would be her very best friend.
by heysarahkate |  | Charity Closet CleanoutI wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets.
by claytonskitten |  | The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a VillainWalda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk.
by _brainchild_ |  | Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime BluesBefore Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried.
Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”
by downrightdude |  | Love is PatientShe was done talking, then, but I stayed silent. Did I love her then? I think I did. But love was patient, and so was I. If she didn’t say anything, then neither would I. And I didn’t. And she didn’t.
by emblo93 |
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Anti-Valentine's Day
As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day. The day of celebrating… not being in love.
For those not in the loving spirit this month of Awakening, I have come up with some splendid ways to enjoy this brilliant holiday. You might be anti-Valentine’s, but you don’t have to be anti-fun.
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The Best Pink Gift Here’s a friendly guide on why Meepits make great gifts, and some tips and tricks to pass on about how to care for them
Also by blackroseofwisdom
by djleclair |
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Charity Corner - Recap and Review As this year's Charity Corner comes to a close at 11:59pm NST this Friday, we look back and reflect at this whirlwind of a weeklong event that caught many people off-guard after a break in 2016.
by runintherain |
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