| Stand behind yer sheriff |
Circulation: 194,450,763 |
Issue: 768 | 10th day of Awakening, Y19 |
|
| |
Short Stories
 | Matrimonial PersuasionIn her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it…
by kalnya |  | Little Blue LupeThere were many Neopets and petpets out by the ocean for her to play with, and surely, one of them would be her very best friend.
by heysarahkate |  | Charity Closet CleanoutI wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets.
by claytonskitten |  | The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a VillainWalda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk.
by _brainchild_ |  | Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime BluesBefore Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried.
Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”
by downrightdude |  | Love is PatientShe was done talking, then, but I stayed silent. Did I love her then? I think I did. But love was patient, and so was I. If she didn’t say anything, then neither would I. And I didn’t. And she didn’t.
by emblo93 |
| |
|
Search the Neopian Times
Headlines
"Matrimonial Persuasion" by kalnya
When Nabile first plotted with Tomos to rob the rich Kyrii nobleman who had come to ask for Princess Amira's hand in marriage, she little dreamed that she would end up proposing to the selfsame nobleman herself. In her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it…
Nabile and the Pteri handmaiden entered the grand hall of the palace just as the ceremony was starting. While scouring the room for a good spot to watch the proceedings from, Nabile's gaze became arrested by the portrait of a strikingly familiar Pink Ixi. She unconsciously drifted towards it.
The smiling young princess depicted in the image was affluent, contented, and carefree — not adjectives Nabile would normally have thought to associate with her mother, who she remembered as a bitter, acerbic woman with pretensions of grandeur. Contrary to what faerietales would have you believe, the premise of "beautiful princess falls for lowly commoner" did not always end in happily-ever-after.
Other Stories
---------
---------
 A Very Lenny Valentine
This guide serves as a great way to give your best Neofriends one gift that counts for two holidays, save yourself some Neopoints by being as smart as a Lenny!
Also by Erai
by alienigenosidad |
---------
---------
 Welcome to White River: Part Two
Buried somewhere under there was a notepad on which he had written "MAYORAL CANDIDATES" in large block letters. Try as he might, he could only think of one name that really fit what was best for the town. Underneath the title he'd jotted down the name that had haunted him from the moment she'd come into town. Portia Provoskia.
by hzoo_26 |
---------
---------
|
|
|
