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Half Baked

"Nonsense! It's never too cold to swim. As long as you're in an indoor pool."

by dewdropzz
Hidden

The jelly Shoyru flew, lightning fast, from her Neohome in the Haunted Woods to Neopia Central. She did this often. She was going to meet her best friend for lunch...

by 77thbigby
The Prince

Your patience wore thin.

You escaped.

by itzigurl

From Lost and Pound to Safe and Sound

Being 'stuck' in the pound is not easy business.

by neotime44u
Waiting

The world was spinning. It was like he was spiralling down a vast dark vortex...

by xaetear
Highest Standards

Have you ever wondered how Kelp maintains its impeccable reputation?

by epicgiggle
Split

"Who are you talking to?" the Kougra asked. Instead of answering the Kougra's question, Tumori walked away quickly.

by kayixu
The Hunter

"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said.

The blue Lupe growled darkly...

by spotlightstarzafara

We'll Miss You, Y14

"Your mom makes delicious Fluffy Faerie Pancakes," said Mia, as she licked her little Yurble fingers clean of maple syrup.

by mespirit24
The Best Gift

Amie and Klare held each others hands, whimpering slightly. Their former owner, Taera, looked down at them...

by alpha9spot
 
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Gnorbu Shearing Day



It is the sixth day of Sleeping, Gnorbu Shearing Day! Regardless of where they are, Neopia Central, Kreludor or Shenkuu, owners all over the worlds gather this day to trim their Gnorbus. Admittedly, they do need a fair bit of trimming after the cold winter Month of Collecting as their fur gets knotted...



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20 Must Haves For Winter
Winter means a lot of things for different Neopians, but if you enjoy dressing up your pets it probably means a lot of chances to create fun wintery customizations.

Also by silly_mistake

by star138


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Style Guide: Aisha Day
Hear ye, hear ye come one and all to another edition of Style Guide. This week's special guest is Abigail!

by ilovezacandhsm

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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Four
"And they thought they would find him in a sealed bank vault?" the Judge asked.

"He is a talking skull," Bungle clarified.

by herdygerdy


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My Zebie: Part Three
"How much is she?" I asked the person at that lot.

"Two million neopoints," he replied, sneering down at me as if he doubted I had that much money.

by goodsigns


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Completely Smart- Don't Quit your Day Job
Yo!

by ms_meepit

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Heights and Weights
That time when you compare the heights and weights of two pets and you realized it just doesn't make any sense!

by hideri



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