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Issue: 576 | 4th day of Sleeping, Y15 |
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Short Stories
 | Half Baked"Nonsense! It's never too cold to swim. As long as you're in an indoor pool."
by dewdropzz |  | HiddenThe jelly Shoyru flew, lightning fast, from her Neohome in the Haunted Woods to Neopia Central. She did this often. She was going to meet her best friend for lunch...
by 77thbigby |  | The PrinceYour patience wore thin.
You escaped.
by itzigurl |  | From Lost and Pound to Safe and SoundBeing 'stuck' in the pound is not easy business.
by neotime44u |  | WaitingThe world was spinning. It was like he was spiralling down a vast dark vortex...
by xaetear |  | Highest StandardsHave you ever wondered how Kelp maintains its impeccable reputation?
by epicgiggle |  | Split"Who are you talking to?" the Kougra asked. Instead of answering the Kougra's question, Tumori walked away quickly.
by kayixu |  | The Hunter"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said.
The blue Lupe growled darkly...
by spotlightstarzafara |  | We'll Miss You, Y14"Your mom makes delicious Fluffy Faerie Pancakes," said Mia, as she licked her little Yurble fingers clean of maple syrup.
by mespirit24 |  | The Best GiftAmie and Klare held each others hands, whimpering slightly. Their former owner, Taera, looked down at them...
by alpha9spot |
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Gnorbu Shearing Day
It is the sixth day of Sleeping, Gnorbu Shearing Day! Regardless of where they are, Neopia Central, Kreludor or Shenkuu, owners all over the worlds gather this day to trim their Gnorbus. Admittedly, they do need a fair bit of trimming after the cold winter Month of Collecting as their fur gets knotted...
Other Stories
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20 Must Haves For Winter Winter means a lot of things for different Neopians, but if you enjoy dressing up your pets it probably means a lot of chances to create fun wintery customizations.
Also by silly_mistake
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My Zebie: Part Three "How much is she?" I asked the person at that lot.
"Two million neopoints," he replied, sneering down at me as if he doubted I had that much money.
by goodsigns |
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Heights and Weights That time when you compare the heights and weights of two pets and you realized it just doesn't make any sense!
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