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Volunteering at the Pound

I walked into the large, menacing building. I could see a pink Uni at the counter, writing furiously on something...

by melina322
A Well-Deserved Vacation

She really needed a vacation. And that was a large irony in and of itself. She worked at a Neolodge, after all.

by panda_girl555
Attempting Ultimate Bullseye

"He obviously didn't like that joke."

"Well, what did you expect? You told a joke about OLIVES."

by silverdragonfly70

A Pirate's Game

We would make land for the night, and take on Krawk Island tomorrow.

by warriorsrock965
Uni Battle!

It was a bright and cheery morning in Meri Acres. The birds were in the orchards, signing merrily as if it were their last. The sun heated the land pleasantly, baking the farm road into a golden brown.

by countess_of_ondore
The First Piece

"The Grimoire of Inkdeath... does it not sound entirely exciting?" Dempsey gave Theo no chance to respond...

by graveyardcandyapple
Liku and the Quest for a Magic Cookie

"Even humans can catch illnesses, you silly JubJub."

by fashiongirl25
Endless Night

Hunter tossed and turned in his bed. The White Lupe knight just couldn't sleep – it had been exactly two years since his father, Sir Arthur Penn of Meridell, fell to the blade of General Kass.

by mecha_fang
 
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"A Well-Deserved Vacation" by panda_girl555
She really needed a vacation. And that was a large irony in and of itself. She worked at a Neolodge, after all. "Welcome to the Royal Neopian, how may I help you?" the Shoyru said promptly, a speech she had rehearsed many times...




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The Legend of Premium Bat: Part Two
Descending the staircase carefully, Battius walked through what seemed like miles of passageway. Finally, he began to see a light...

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Psychotic!
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The Youngest #13
Trying to get the Turmaculus avatar...

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