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Volunteering at the Pound

I walked into the large, menacing building. I could see a pink Uni at the counter, writing furiously on something...

by melina322
A Well-Deserved Vacation

She really needed a vacation. And that was a large irony in and of itself. She worked at a Neolodge, after all.

by panda_girl555
Attempting Ultimate Bullseye

"He obviously didn't like that joke."

"Well, what did you expect? You told a joke about OLIVES."

by silverdragonfly70

A Pirate's Game

We would make land for the night, and take on Krawk Island tomorrow.

by warriorsrock965
Uni Battle!

It was a bright and cheery morning in Meri Acres. The birds were in the orchards, signing merrily as if it were their last. The sun heated the land pleasantly, baking the farm road into a golden brown.

by countess_of_ondore
The First Piece

"The Grimoire of Inkdeath... does it not sound entirely exciting?" Dempsey gave Theo no chance to respond...

by graveyardcandyapple
Liku and the Quest for a Magic Cookie

"Even humans can catch illnesses, you silly JubJub."

by fashiongirl25
Endless Night

Hunter tossed and turned in his bed. The White Lupe knight just couldn't sleep – it had been exactly two years since his father, Sir Arthur Penn of Meridell, fell to the blade of General Kass.

by mecha_fang
 
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Shopkeeping Without Restocking



Restocking might seem like a simple process – an item appears in a shop, you buy it, and you resell it for a profit – but as anyone who's tried it can attest, it can become far more complex if you intend to do it well. You have to have the patience to refresh the screen over and over as you wait for a restock. You have to know what will turn a profit and what won't just by looking at it, because you can't be wasting time looking everything up in the Shop Wizard...



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Diving in the Dump
Those that go there know that there are some treasures to be found.

by xenophynx

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Guide to be a Good Avatar Collector
To begin, you have to choose the avatar that you want to get.

by candyh13

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Confliction - Part One
Loraine laughed again. "There was a time when asking me to have mercy was a futile request. Back so many years ago, when I worked for Dr. Frank Sloth."

by kristykimmy

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I Will Stand Alone: Part Three
He hoped Nightsteed had managed to find Seji. The dungeons were full of listening spells – and Jazan didn't like his chances of managing to foil all of them...

by saphira_27

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Blairnut Tea
At least he got something.

by klutzy

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Paws: Hats
Boris are great pets. Hats? Not so much.

by santa_paws_come_home



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