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Issue: 544 | 11th day of Hunting, Y14 |
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 | Lanya and LowelLanya flipped the sign in the window of the Coffee Cave from "Open" to "Closed". The yellow Shoyru pulled off her apron, grabbed a Tigersquash Iced Bun from her shelves, and stepped outside.
by chestnuttiger787 |  | The Tomb of the JellianculusI really don't know why I brought him along with me; of course he was going to be a nuisance! But still, he is my most trusted companion...
by _dontstopbelieving_ |  | Memories in a BottleHis very first memory is of the snow and the numbing cold...
by clovermint209 |  | What's in a Name?I held tight to Candy's wing as we approached the metal entrance. She trembled slightly but kept her chin up, a determined gleam in her eyes.
by madidogs88 |  | A Rift in DirectionSurrounded by the pressing waves upon the boat, and the pinching cold that flooded the air, they knew that there was no turning back. They were committed.
by internal_darkness |  | UnpoundedBoochi shot at me... and he didn't miss. I was a baby. My owner hated babies.
by ciahia |  | An Unusual Story from a Kougra's DiaryYou know I can't help but feel sorry for Shoyrus. I mean every year, their day is immensely overshadowed by whatever is dished out by the Neopian Staff on April Fool's Day the day before.
by mr_holithon |  | Going BankruptMom bit her lip and held up the envelope. "I guess you gotta learn sometime. We're bankrupt."
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Does Technology Exist?
I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...
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Alternative Training! Well, imagine a 12 hour lesson in the secret ninja training school, paid with 6 red codestones, each one at the price of 50,000 NP... Doesn't sound appealing, does it? You'll be impressed with what I'm about to show you!
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A Second Chance: Part Nine Malcolm appeared climbing atop the Black Pawkeet's railing, his black cloak soaking wet and clinging to his fur as he hoisted Abigail, who climbed up behind him, to the deck.
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