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Strangeness in the Air

Right now, he was staring down at a series of clockwork springs and spinning wheels that were inside of a compass bracelet, trying to fix the cheap thing. But, of course, he had no idea what he was doing.

by amsurito
Another Day

The blue outline of a Shoyru hovered just outside the lost city, her eyes darting back and forth between the skulls and dilapidated houses scattered about. The odd Petpet would call out in an eerie shriek, and the Sketch Shoyru shivered a bit.

by yoseikuga
A Desert Wonder

One could say it was just an ordinary ship sailing between those lands. But it wasn't. One would have no doubts after a glimpse at the mainmast, where a black jack was waving.

by nj_kitty_1
A Thorn in the Rose

I listened to the echoing tap of the old man's cane as he walked away. Bound up in my prison of greed, I had nothing to do but reminisce of days lost.

by justinamorgan
The New Pet

Things used to be perfect.

by vforvendetta_
My Brother Eftae

The night before I was due to leave for Mystery Island, Eftae came into my room. He was my brother and best friend. 'Are you excited?' he asked...

by aifricr
The Lupe With the Horrible Name

There was once a pet created with such a terrible name that I can't even tell it to you.

by krazykiddo5
A Better Way

Hanso strode through the streets of Faerieland with a jaunty step and a smirk on his face. He had nearly forgotten what it was like to walk out in the open daylight without fear of being recognized and chased by guards...

by sporty2443
 
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"The Lupe With the Horrible Name" by krazykiddo5
For the purpose of telling her story, we shall refer to her as "Unprintable". She was a plain blue Lupe, and had been abandoned right after some mischievous soul had created her. She did not understand the concept of a loving owner, and assumed all pets were immediately sent to the pound. She was fed three times a day, let out to exercise once a day, and sometimes people would walk by her kennel and laugh...




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Enchanted Stories: Adventure in Brightvale - Part One
Five months ago a book had appeared and had unexpectedly led us on an adventure, an adventure that never happened...

by kristykimmy

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Infinity: Part Nine
There were two rules among the citizens of Obsidian Quarry. One: Never anger Granite. Two: If one does anger him, one needs to be prepared to constantly look over one's shoulder for the rest of one's life.

by blueys45

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Never Waste A Cake
In the Lost Desert...

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by sk390


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Simply Dashing
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by aura_chan



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