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The Move

Acaberry had a hard time adjusting to change when we moved to Mystery Island.

by chestnuttiger787
From Green to Faerie, from Ogrin to Grarrl

How a particular pet changed colors so many times, with allusions to the fall of Faerieland.

by mortesth
Hostile Takeover

"Mind-control, it never fails. The only question now is, how do I do it? Hypnosis, nanobots, little mind-control caps?"

by a_greenparrot
Silent Echo

I'm a musician. Or at least, I used to be.

by lux_aeterna1234
The Forgotten Princess

A beautiful green Lutari sat in her room, combing out her silky black hair. Her black eyes were still and sad...

by natverdi
I'm Just That Big Monster That Broke Your Island

It's not as if anyone has bothered to ask me; I mean, I'm only the giant monster under the sea...

by codswobble
The Song of the Pound

For no reason specifically, the crying stopped. For one golden moment, no one screamed.

by dragonsdomainaa
Faeries' Dilemma

"We may both be snow faeries, but that doesn't mean that all snow faeries hand out quests."

Also by eleete

by chat_adik

Another Ill-Fated Faerie Festival

"Canceling the Festival would just send the message that we are too scared to face evil, and then what would happen to our reputation?"

by mystie06
A Thousand Years Apart

What she saw made her jaw drop, and almost brought tears to her eyes.

There in the small clearing lay a baby Pink Xweetok.

by saeryena

Feathers to Flippers

"What happened to you?!" she gasps.

"What does it look like?" I grumble, floating over to my Fresh Bamboo Bed. "Stupid lab ray."

by pinkkea

Learning Curve

"Benji," Jenna says slowly, because Benji obviously has a death wish. "This is a dark faerie."

by maraqua_berry
Saved by Grey

"If only it could rain," she whispered softly into the breeze.

by shadyy15
 
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Great Colors For Skeiths



Skeiths. The poor things are always looked down on with disdain at best and outright cruelty at most. They come from the same proud, fiery line as the (in my opinion) far overused Draiks, and are closely related to the cheerful middling Scorchios. Why are they so not loved? It's the chubs, obviously. People see the wide stomachs and immediately decide that Skeiths aren't worth their time. Folks, don't judge a Skeith by his middle. You'll be making a dire mistake.



Other Stories


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Trouble At The National Neopian - Game Guide!
The aim of the game is simple – stop the robbers from stealing neopoints!

by babiekins

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Evil, Yet Non-Dark Faeries
Some regular non-Dark Faeries can be as evil as -if not more than- Dark Faeries.

by mypetsandi

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An Unlucky Day: Part Two
That was impossible! The door that had opened to a quiet country lane when he entered it now separated the cottage from thick, dark woodland that was so ominous it could only be one place: the Haunted Woods.

by gold_fang

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The Mystery of the Brightvale Abduction: Part One
It was a cool morning in winter when I first entered this case. I was, on that morning, unemployed; and as is my usual custom at such times, I had stayed up late reading mystery fiction the night before...

by patt788

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LOL - Habitarium Edition
Those p3s are smarter than you think!

by toffeedatepudding

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Muckla and Dangerous Sports
To quiet down all those people who find Yooyuball to be a dangerous game.

by lovisa966



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