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Friends Found in Odd Places

"A snorkle? But you're a petpet. How can I understand you?" Lilah asked.

"You must be a petpet whisperer," replied the snorkle.

by jessica_jellibean

The Gnorbu Writer

He was happy being a blue Gnorbu, and he was happy with his khaki pants and shirt. There was no need to get any more complicated.

by emrozi
A Tribute to Yourself

The gleaming— though lifeless— sand crunches under your sandals. You could have sworn this was the way. It must be the way.

by saqo
A Lutari Dreams of Home

But ever since the Red Lutari had returned from a trip exploring the skerries around Mystery Island, he seemed withdrawn, even sad...

by peirigill
Homesickness

"Fyora, I have always wondered... why does the sun never set?"

by archmagus_of_roo
The Gift of Giving

The day's sales had been nothing if not good. The heavy bag of neopoints weighed down my backpack, clinking against each other as I continued to walk.

by aparna121
Salmon and Tennis

It started around two years ago. My friend Sam, who was a Fire Kacheek, had invited me to his Neohome for the day.

by sheik_30999
Essirn, a Hot Dog Hero

This was it- the end of the world. 

There were no longer any hot dogs available at Hubert's Hot Dog Stand.

by weepingwillowy

Roxalia

"No! My idea was getting a long winning streak! Making my owner proud of me! But then you come and beat me!"

by jarm9
Order of Peace: Baby Division Begins

Lorkine looked around her, making sure no one was watching, and slipped in a back door. The inside of the warehouse was as dark as the outside night...

by treihaven
Magic in the Mist: A Lesson Learned

Normally, one would be overjoyed and excited when one moves to a new house. This time, however, is not quite the case.

by wolfclaw4
 
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Habitarium - Level 50 Starting to Bug You?
Read on to find some tips and tricks you may not have known about petpetpet Habitarium.

Also written by penury

by dawwetje


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Neopets Customisation - Red Carpet Ready
How to keep your pets looking classy without having to buy them a whole new outfit for each fancy occasion.

by wanderinthoughtz

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College Days: A Pirate Adventure - Part Four
"Wait! There's someone else in here!" Meadowbuck whispered. Horax and Syainia froze. Meadowbuck tip-pawed up to one of the crates in the cargo hold and peeked around it.

by newenglandquizzer

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Remembering Rue: Part Three
Both of them had been very smart, and yet it was Larry who was no doubt living in a mansion right now and Jean who was still working as a poor farmer in Meridell. It was all luck.

by hedgehog_queen

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More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 3
Seriously, it's not easy being a P3.

by alagfalaswen

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A Qasalan Couple
You're Doing It Wrong.

by van_kouen



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