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Fortune Cookies

'You will meet a masked stranger who will want your items.'

by redvelvte_cupcake
Voyage of the River Skippers

"This is awesome!" Xilau yelled. The ghost Gelert had his front paws up on the railing; his ears streamed behind him in the breeze.

by newenglandquizzer
The Sneeze That Turned Me Baby

I gasped, gasped again, and sneezed.

by goodsigns
Perfect Horizons

No, thank you. I rather like it here. Scenic in a way you can't find in Faerieland, overflowing with star struck tourists.

by aurorapearl
The Story of Zeirn

Zeirn the Red Kougra was currently curled up on a hammock under a blue blanket, shivering with fear. Every time the lightning struck or the thunder rumbled, he would flinch...

by rookerooke10
From Above the Dull Clouds

A rumor is a rumor; preparing for the worst will never help.

by tanzanite800
When You're a Bounty Hunter....

...you have to deal with certain things that don't show up on the job description.

by solcana64
Hot Chocolate Morning

Hope glided through the Catacombs in her pale green dress, listening to the darkness.

by reggieman721
Hide and Seek

It was an idyllic day in Neovia. Then again, the standards for an "idyllic day" in Neovia may have been slightly different than the standards elsewhere...

by izziemushroom
The Shape-Shifter's End

I staggered off the platform, avoiding the smoke trailing from the still-hot laser ray. I felt different now.

by purplepeggie
Jayjay the Mutant Quiggle

"Hey, three eyes! You're ugly and you look like a monster!"

by calla25
 
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The Appeal of Mutations



If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...



Other Stories


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The Appeal of Mutations
There is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets.

by babeyxx

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The Invisible Paint Brush - Why It's A Good Thing
The invisible brush is your saviour. Read on, naive, prejudiced, young Neopian.

by deeepbluesea

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16th Petpet Brigade: A New Mission Statement - Part Three
Manti's apathy had turned to a cold resolve by now. He decided he couldn't do this. He was not going to aid in his own replacement!

by smallpox__plum

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Fair Faerie Academy: Alumina the Light Faerie - Part Two
I was finishing my English essay on how I would escape being captured and put in a bottle when Rose came in. Already I knew something was wrong.

by queenmelissa93

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Angry
Poor Fei. ):

by zyarah

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Hug Mutants
Then they won't eat you!

by ghost_hunterz



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