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Short Stories


The Zombie Called Brayns

When Sarah went out to buy more books, no-one expected her to come back with a zombie.

by flameandthemeepits
The Heart Beneath The Brush

Follow your heart, and let no one tell you otherwise!

by free_soul3
Message in a Bottle

Joanie did not feel lucky.

by jbergz8495
The Origin of The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie

One day, Celeste asked her owner for a plushie that no one else had yet. "One that needs to be invented before I can have it!" she demanded.

by splitxpersonalities
A Day in the Life

School? Fun? Together? Ha.

by shyn12
Say "Ahhhhh..."

The Neopians need me. I am Neopia's finest dentist.

by black_skull725
Illusen's Missing Piece

Three pinches of gray dust, two pieces of redwood tree bark, a pinch of red pollen, some acorn shells, and.... What? What was the last ingredient?

by applegrl27
Forgotten by Time

All I remember was the sound that my empty canteen made as it banged against my hip with every step, a constant reminder of my thirst.

by sylviau
What Went Wrong: The Tale of a Scaredy Kacheek

"He has to be big, he has to be tough!" the Mad Scientist said aloud to himself...

by sanded
Gesn and the Kacheek Day Cake

Sometimes, the things that you believe do not belong are the things that make something truly special and whole.

by thropp
 
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"Quentin Calamity: Beyond the Storm" by haimoku
Donna wouldn't let her son see his father; it would be too painful, she thought. The real pain, though, was that the entire world had forgotten everything his father had accomplished. When the citizens of Neopia had once heard the name Calamity, they had thought of greatness;—now they thought only of a crazy man who murmured about a world of jelly...




Other Stories


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How to Write a "How to..." Article
It doesn't matter what your article is about, so long as you are knowledgeable about the topic and your advice is sound.

by wigglyfish

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Your Seasonal Guide to a Successful Pool Party
With this great seasonal guide, you'll soon find that Summer isn't as boring as you know it to be--besides, we've survived the heat this long, haven't we?

by icy_catalyst

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Difficulties: Part Nine
I was shocked. Elisa adopted another pet without telling me? And when did she start signing her Neomails with her full name, as if I didn't know her?

by majikel

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The Fallen: Faint-Hearted - Part Five
What was Countess Mezzanotte doing now? Surely she wouldn't need to manipulate Wehn now...

by ayame_23

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And the Award Goes To....
Well, you see, everyone likes the cute girl better.

Concept by lancey_smiley

by picklecheesepie


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The Bunker - The Surprise (Part 1)
It's probably not going to be as exciting as it sounds. Surprising maybe, but exciting... meh.

by hubadawaha



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