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A Typical Day In The Life Of An Enslaved Grundo

"T'KAR!!! I DO NOT PAY YOU TO LAZE AROUND!! REPORT TO THE BRIDGE – WITH MY SLIPPERS – IMMEDIATELY!!"

by greyskyline
Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things

He was loaded into the orange Grundo's slingshot, and suddenly found himself airborne. If he had had eyes, he would have closed them, very tightly.

by crazy_holly_ii
Long Nights

So with nowhere else to turn... I worked for Dr. Sloth. And sometimes... things just went wrong.

by child_dragon
The Ruby Chest

"I'm leaving today, Tunqar, with the crew. We're gonna explore Neopia. I've been looking forward to it for months, but now..."

by fluorescency
Space

When you walk into your younger sibling's room and find it replaced by something called "Mission Control", the only rational explanation is that you're still dreaming.

by randomsilliness
Worth a Thousand Words

She had no name. Nobody outside a cage spoke to her except Dr. Death and Rose.

by kittengriffin
Biography of a Villain: Dr. Frank Sloth

The line between villain and hero has never been so thin.

by thropp
A Cracked Bottle of Sand

No one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be.

by fluffylopbunny
The Magical Faellie

"I'm trying to create a potion for the 'make your own potion' contest. It has to be original, and I'm not allowed to look at any spell or magical potion books..."

by luna4400
 
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"A Cracked Bottle of Sand" by fluffylopbunny
I sat there, watching the others get picked up and chosen for their pretty colors. Sure, they were blue, green, red, purple, orange... even rainbow; they were beautiful. No one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be. The sun was high over Neopia Central...




Other Stories


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The Sloth Conspiracy
In honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for.

by rock_star_megs

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Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games Room
These poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function.

by kateee366

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Hatred Because Of Love: Deyna's Story - Part One
It was a year and a half since I had last seen my older sister, Xena...

by mikan_girl94

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Brightvale History: The Two Kings - Part Twelve
Dublin walked slowly down the not-quite-finished hallway of the new palace. The yellow Zafara regarded the construction with curious eyes.

by nimras23

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Food for All- Dish #1
Oh? What's this?

by maiinoki

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Follow Your Dreams!
Everyone should follow their dreams! Right...?

Art by abigail_78

by xox_cloud_xox




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