Short Stories

	Blake and Sarah – Secret Agent Lupes "He wouldn't believe my plan to go stop what's going to happen in the future..." by haku2049
	Neon Snowman Last Tuesday I found a neon snowman in my back garden. He was a largely broken thing, obviously discarded... by puffpastry654
	The Uncool Life of Akats Who cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for... by champ100543
	The Foster Pet "WHY would I be excited about some weird Neopet staying in our home?" Twyla cried... by respect19
	Turn Back Time He groaned and pulled his pillow over his head. "Jaraiya!" Olivia called again. "If I have to yell one more time..." by maltese51191
	The Adventures of Sysill Magnat: Quest For Boochi "Preparing for what?" she asked, wishing she could simply enjoy the sunny day, rather than have to worry about what tricks Sysill might have up his sleeve... by lizzex8
	I'm Sorry The young Korbat stared up at his father with large, frightened eyes. "I'm sorry, Daddy..." by mithril_mithrandir
	Greed Is Just An Illusion Business was failing. She knew it was only a matter of time before her glade was just a memory... by misshatelove
	Our Way "I was wondering if I could adopt a pet," the girl in front of her said. "Um. You know..." by rainbow_mist_wave
	The Happiness Faerie's Tea Party "To friendship!" decreed the Happiness Faerie, and the others echoed the toast... by mamasimios
	Techo Mountain The rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him... by reegzta260

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Avoiding Getting Eaten

Far too often do Neopians get attacked by Kougras on the shores of Mystery Island, get hit by the Snowager's breath in Happy Valley, get stepped on by Monoceraptor in Tyrannia, burn their tongues with a hot cup of Borovan, or cut their fingers on the sharp edges of that copy of the Times. Has this ever happened to you? No one around to kiss your booboos? Read on, my friend, for in this article, you will learn to avoid those nasty booboos. Sound good? I know. See, I've experienced all this more than once, and one day, I decided enough is enough. So I got a job as a safety inspector...

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Helpful Tips to Brighten Your Day - Boredom
If you're bored, just think of how your poor Neopet must feel...

by unmerited

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Skies Over Meridell Game Guide
In Skies Over Meridell, you play as a young pilot who, unfortunately, encountered a band of air pirates who have challenged you to a duel...

by alpha_squadron_166

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Memoirs of a Reluctant Villain: Part Two
The Space Faerie slowly looked my way. I ducked out of the way, quickly, not wanting to be seen...

by sweetie_butterfly

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The Golden Globes of Light: Part Four
"But this is all impossible," Ashiel snorted. "Where we come from, we are weaklings. We certainly can't use that kind of magic, even if we had it at our disposal..."

by torkie10

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Whatever Happened to the Lamameeah?
and the winner is...

by m3rcuri

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Thief!
You can't trust anyone.

Idea by pinkandprecious

by prae

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