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Bad Baby!

"Bad baby!" Tooey reprimanded as she gathered it and the paint set up to take them to her room. "No more paints for you!"

by kammy1122
Strings: To Perfect the Cello

The Acara had experienced audiences of thousands, solo, chamber, and orchestral concerts. At first glance, Kayla was a prodigy...

by akari24
Jhudora's Mistake

So she chose to work behind the Tower, the place where Queen Fyora sold rare items. No one would look for her there...

by brightheart250
Of Magnets and Mayhem

So, where DOES the Tiki Tack Guy get those magnets, anyway?

Also by blacebrander

by pyrosquirrelx

Sisters

Das looked at the girl and nodded very slightly. This girl was her new owner; it was a funny feeling. She seemed like a stranger...

by haahaa113
The Great Neopian Faerie Race

A race to the finish across the whole land of Neopia!

by stingjc
A Slorg's Wish

I knew she would love it. I also knew that I couldn't afford it. I mean, I'm a petpet...

by dark_song
Overworked and Underpaid

Moriko loved making the house sparkling clean, but with this lot, it was a bit much...

by littleunicorn92
Storm!

"Oh no! The storm is already here!" As she said this, a huge gust of wind rocked the giant cloud...

by eyown
The Island Bake-A-Thon

"But seriously, Maraqua, the Island Bake-A-Thon is two days away. It's not like you should start worrying forty-eight hours ahead of time... "

by jenlin_25
Sloth and Meepits

Sloth scowled. A month ago, he had finally escaped the monotony and boredom of being the Supreme Overlord of Neopia...

by mookie99
Reintegration

Two Grundos in white coats were standing in front of him. One was holding a clipboard. Sloth smiled. Victims.

by spoonguardonline
Research and Development

It was well known that the vast majority stock holder in Virtupets had always been Doctor Frank Sloth. Never anything that could be proved, of course...

by neesboy
 
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Ancient Medicine



You can't find it. Next you ask the Elephante nurse to help you, but you still have no success finding the right cure. She checks her list and tells you that the special item you need is out of stock at the moment. She looks at your poor suffering Neopet with apologetic eyes, but has to tell you to come back another time. Now all you can do is take your Neopet home and hope for the Neopian Pharmacy to restock your cure soon. No, you don't have to just sit around and wait. There is a place up in the mountains where an old and wise Ruki sells remarkable restoratives...



Other Stories


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10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant
They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant.

by ishachapurplepup10

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Not Just Your "Average" Abode
Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you...

by flamesbball

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As Royalty Does: Part One
It most definitely did not fit in with the Korbat's view of How The World Should Be. His mouth formed around the only phrase that might help him to make sense of this anomaly. "Coffee?"

by wicked_summer

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Removing the Muzzle: General Galgarrath's Story - Part Two
General Galgarrath was not pleased with the procession. The citizens could glorify Kass all they wanted to; he still thought of the Eyrie as an equal...

by torkie10

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News Around Neopia
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!

by kuwaigal

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Arbitrary: Customation Woes
You're out of season, Gigi...

by risen_hope11



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